To Bee, Or Not To Bee, That Is The Question

[Something Fishy]

These days it's often impossible to tell the difference between real and parody news.

Post just the headline without a link, and let's see if we can figure out if it's the Babylon Bee/Onion/etc. or not without Googling.

[Something Fishy]

I'll start:

North Korea to chair UN disarmament forum on nuclear weapons

To Bee, or not to Bee?

[Mordyk]

I'll start:

North Korea to chair UN disarmament forum on nuclear weapons

To Bee, or not to Bee?

Is it at the same forum where Afghanistan is on the women's rights council?

[Yehuda57]

I'll start:

North Korea to chair UN disarmament forum on nuclear weapons

To Bee, or not to Bee?

UN in the headline always means Not to Bee

[YitzyS]

"BMG in Talks to Buy Georgian Court"

[Euclid]

I always thought that's what the "Onion" thread was for. And that's why "Onion" was in quotes.

[YitzyS]

"BMG in Talks to Buy Georgian Court"

This headline was actually in the Purim section of Yated in 2018:

BMG in Talks to Buy Georgian Court
   In what might become the biggest corporate buyout in history, BMG is currently in talks with Georgian Court University about the possibility of a complete takeover, according to a report in Forbes. The report alleges that Rabbi Aaron Kotler, CEO of Beth Medrash Gevoah, held a clandestine meeting with Dr. Joseph Marbach, President of Georgian Court, urging him to merge the colleges into the biggest private university in the US.
   It is still unclear whether BMG is projected to expand its current system onto the new campus, or whether they would open up a women’s division.

A similar headline was in the Voice two weeks ago, with complete seriousness:

[Dan]

M&Ms Introduce First Trans Character Who Identifies As A Skittle


To bee or not to bee?

[Something Fishy]

Would be awesome if we can figure out a way to have post-level polls.

[YitzyS]

M&Ms Introduce First Trans Character Who Identifies As A Skittle


To bee or not to bee?

In all seriousness, I thought it was a real headline until the last word. That company is woke enough to introduce a trans character, but I don't believe they would invoke a competitor.

[Dan]

In all seriousness, I thought it was a real headline until the last word. That company is woke enough to introduce a trans character, but I don't believe they would invoke a competitor.

Erm. They're both made by Mars.

[YitzyS]

Erm. They're both made by Mars.

Oh...

[AsherO]

Would be awesome if we can figure out a way to have post-level polls.

Maybe something embeddable.

Threaded comments would kina address this.

[Yehuda57]

Do I need to stop following the Bee/Onion before voting?

[Randomex]

In all seriousness, I thought it was a real headline until the last word. That company is woke enough to introduce a trans character, but I don't believe they would invoke a competitor.

Corporate wokeness should never be underestimated... Here's an actual headline:

Marvel's Snowflake and Safespace Heroes Manage to Anger Both SJWs and Anti-SJWs

[AsherO]

Do I need to stop following the Bee/Onion before voting?

Per your signature you wouldn’t survive if you didn’t continue to Bee an Onion…

[Yehuda57]

L.A. Mayor Garcetti Says He Held His Breath For Maskless Photo With Magic Johnson

[CountValentine]

L.A. Mayor Garcetti Says He Held His Breath For Maskless Photo With Magic Johnson

To

M&Ms Introduce First Trans Character Who Identifies As A Skittle


To bee or not to bee?

Not

[AsherO]

Nominated:

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1489311902702489605

[zh cohen]

Biden Admin To Fund Crack Pipe Distribution To Advance ‘Racial Equity’

To Bee or not to Bee?