Fake news, my father was there first.Dan is chief of the Falkland Islands mushroom lounge
ftfy
it's good to be a Lubavitcher
My grandfather served in the Falklands, so I got that territory covered as well
Naturally, that's why I'm the mushroom.
Dan is a secret agent for AA!
Jetblue once had a promo for mosaic members to share your mosaic status with a friend, and Hertz has done promotions to share elite status with your friend, but I am still waiting for Dan to allow me to share my copper status with my friend!
I'd rather have you gift me your Spirit airlines banned passenger status.
Dan once actually paid $3.99 for an 8x10 from Walgreens!
Dan ghostwrites Mossad's twitter
@Dan still thinks that Kinneret is the best pizza in CLE