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Brooklyn Hatzalah
« on: April 25, 2022, 11:09:22 AM »
Hello All.

I have been interested in becoming a volunteer paramedic for Hatzalah for a while. Does anyone know where to begin here?
I have done the research and can not find where to apply online or in person. I know it is a long shot requesting information online but I figured it can not hurt to ask.

Thanks.
« Last Edit: May 29, 2022, 10:45:30 PM by Something Fishy »

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Re: Brooklyn Hatzalah Volunteer Ambulance Service
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2022, 11:26:11 AM »
I'm going to assume that it's a sincere question, but I got to laugh. Are you really from Brooklyn and asking this question??

You need to be a buffer for 10 years.
Married.
Kiss up and do unpaid favors for some macher for 5 years.
Have the training.
Being willing to get all the unwanted calls to prove cred.

Anyone wants to add more?

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Re: Brooklyn Hatzalah Volunteer Ambulance Service
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2022, 11:27:15 AM »
good luck
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Re: Brooklyn Hatzalah Volunteer Ambulance Service
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2022, 11:29:20 AM »
Hi Can someone please translate this boy's post.

Thank you.

Looking forward!



I'm going to assume that it's a sincere question, but I got to laugh. Are you really from Brooklyn and asking this question??

You need to be a buffer for 10 years.
Married.
Kiss up and do unpaid favors for some macher for 5 years.
Have the training.
Being willing to get all the unwanted calls to prove cred.

Anyone wants to add more?

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Re: Brooklyn Hatzalah Volunteer Ambulance Service
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2022, 11:45:45 AM »
I'm going to assume that it's a sincere question, but I got to laugh. Are you really from Brooklyn and asking this question??

You need to be a buffer for 10 years.
Married.
Kiss up and do unpaid favors for some macher for 5 years.
Have the training.
Being willing to get all the unwanted calls to prove cred.

Anyone wants to add more?
spot on! ;D

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Re: Brooklyn Hatzalah Volunteer Ambulance Service
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2022, 11:50:14 AM »
Why don't you call them?

Their number isn't private.

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Re: Brooklyn Hatzalah Volunteer Ambulance Service
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2022, 11:51:26 AM »
I'm going to assume that it's a sincere question, but I got to laugh. Are you really from Brooklyn and asking this question??

You need to be a buffer for 10 years.
Married.
Kiss up and do unpaid favors for some macher for 5 years.
Have the training.
Being willing to get all the unwanted calls to prove cred.

Anyone wants to add more?

There is one other idea, if you live in, or move to, one of the more far-flung areas of Flatbush Hatzalah, you might not need all of the above.
Small people talk about other people.
Average people talk about things
BIG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.

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Re: Brooklyn Hatzalah Volunteer Ambulance Service
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2022, 11:55:50 AM »
Hi Can someone please translate this boy's post.
Thank you.
Looking forward!

I'm going to assume that it's a sincere question, but I got to laugh. Are you really from Brooklyn and asking this question??

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Re: Brooklyn Hatzalah Volunteer Ambulance Service
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2022, 11:56:47 AM »
Call who?


Why don't you call them?

Their number isn't private.

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Re: Brooklyn Hatzalah Volunteer Ambulance Service
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2022, 12:05:31 PM »
Call who?
Flatbush-(718) 339-6146
Boro Park-(718) 871-6644

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Re: Brooklyn Hatzalah Volunteer Ambulance Service
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2022, 12:16:17 PM »
Step 1: Get into Brisk.

Step 2: Win a bid for Congress.

Step 3: Get a chance to ask Biden a question by a press conference.

Step 4: Begin to dream about getting onto Hatzolah.

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Re: Brooklyn Hatzalah Volunteer Ambulance Service
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2022, 12:19:05 PM »
What's a brisk? I am sorry not following, what does have to do with Biden? When you say dream big for Hatzalah what does it mean? Should I make a dream? It seems you are all very insightful but have no idea how to answer my question.

Step 1: Get into Brisk.

Step 2: Win a bid for Congress.

Step 3: Get a chance to ask Biden a question by a press conference.

Step 4: Begin to dream about getting onto Hatzolah.

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Re: Brooklyn Hatzalah Volunteer Ambulance Service
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2022, 12:21:34 PM »
What's a brisk? I am sorry not following, what does have to do with Biden? When you say dream big for Hatzalah what does it mean? Should I make a dream? It seems you are all very insightful but have no idea how to answer my question.
In plain terms, it's very hard to get onto Hatzolah. There is a long line of people who want to get on, and they are not eager to grow their ranks.

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Re: Brooklyn Hatzalah Volunteer Ambulance Service
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2022, 12:22:54 PM »
Oh this makes more sense. Thanks for the input.

In plain terms, it's very hard to get onto Hatzolah. There is a long line of people who want to get on, and they are not eager to grow their ranks.

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Re: Brooklyn Hatzalah Volunteer Ambulance Service
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2022, 12:35:11 PM »
This isn't to downplay the amazing people of hatzalah and most of the restrictions have very good intentions.

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Re: Brooklyn Hatzalah Volunteer Ambulance Service
« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2022, 03:03:08 PM »
Maybe it pays to move out to Monticello for a period of time, join the midyear Catskill division and then push your way towards downstate hatzalah :)

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Re: Brooklyn Hatzalah Volunteer Ambulance Service
« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2022, 03:09:25 PM »
I'm going to assume that it's a sincere question, but I got to laugh. Are you really from Brooklyn and asking this question??

You need to be a buffer for 10 years.
Married.
Kiss up and do unpaid favors for some macher for 5 years.
Have the training.
Being willing to get all the unwanted calls to prove cred.

Anyone wants to add more?
-.5
OP wrote that he's a paramedic, so he might have a small chance of maybe getting in.
But yes, try far out flatbush (morning hours), for other areas night shift
« Last Edit: April 25, 2022, 03:17:12 PM by koplonko »

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Re: Brooklyn Hatzalah Volunteer Ambulance Service
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2022, 03:13:50 PM »
Maybe it pays to move out to Monticello for a period of time, join the midyear Catskill division and then push your way towards downstate hatzalah :)

I thing you're mixing this up with Section 8 😜
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Re: Brooklyn Hatzalah Volunteer Ambulance Service
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2022, 03:15:21 PM »
I thing you're mixing this up with Section 8 😜
Lol, servicing those applicants   ;)

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Re: Brooklyn Hatzalah Volunteer Ambulance Service
« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2022, 05:16:48 PM »
Hello All.

I have been interested in becoming a volunteer paramedic for Hatzalah for a while. Does anyone know where to begin here?
I have done the research and can not find where to apply online or in person. I know it is a long shot requesting information online but I figured it can not hurt to ask.

Thanks.
Are you already a Paramedic?

You can try joining Canarsie (Mill Basin), Queens, or Lower East Side. I heard they are all in need of members.
Canarsie  / Mill Basin - 347-462-2050
Queens - 718-441-5859
Lower East Side - 347-994-0380

I can send you the application for Flatbush if you want but it is very hard to get in there.