Who Or What Pissed You Off Today? Vent Here!

[Yehudaa]

Waitlisting at centurion lounge den. I guess even with the af hikes, the Amex plat is still too cheap.

When I was there a couple months ago every seat was taken, but the kids room was empty. Quiet room, toys for the kids, and nobody else came in the whole time we were there.

[YitzyS]

Someone who ignored a thread I made and started another one... 

[joe1234]

Someone who ignored a thread I made and started another one... 

I would just thank hashem that your thread has so many pages…

[Ver hut gazugt]

I would just thank hashem that your thread has so many pages…

wrong thread 

[EliJelly]

Walgreens, picking up a print order 90 minutes after getting the email that it's ready.

No cashiers at any station (obviously), one fat moron at photo handling the entire line and moving at the speed of cold molasses.

Has my prints ready on the counter, but won't give them to me under any circumstances because "the photo guy is at lunch, come back later".

Talking of Walgreens and getting pissed off, DW went to Walgreens to pick up a photo, (Thanks to DDMS) and this location's in house moronic photo handler handed over the envelope and told her she gotta pay at the front cashier. DW showed him there is a zero balance but he insisted it gotta be scanned nevertheless. DW waited 20 minutes in the line only to have the front cashier rolling his eyes for the idea of waiting to pay a zero balance, adding there is nothing we need to scan here.

[eliteflyer]

Needed to reschedule to an earlier flight next week on Air Canada so used their “flexible” option to refund standard fares to a travel voucher….not realizing it takes up to 6 weeks to issue the travel voucher. Agents entirely unhelpful, except they offered to change the original ticket instead….for $100/ticket change fee.

[ushdadude]

I was at the country club today and some clown shaved the winter truffles on my salad in the kitchen instead of table side

Getting the chef and waiter fired helped a little but I was so distraught I couldn't enjoy my cocktails fireside, no matter how much money I threw into the flame

[YitzyS]

I was at the country club today and some clown shaved the winter truffles on my salad in the kitchen instead of table side

Getting the chef and waiter fired helped a little but I was so distraught I couldn't enjoy my cocktails fireside, no matter how much money I threw into the flame

https://www.amazon.com/Dont-Small-Problems-Great-Simchas/dp/1680252003?tag=cl03f-20

"Were you ever blessed with a beautiful Simcha and still ate your heart out because some relatively unimportant detail went wrong? This book is about exactly that - not letting nonsense or narishkeit disturb you when you should be fully joyous and happy."

[Abebee]

You can make a photographic collection of the front doors of famous people for very cheap.

1. Search for the home addresses of anyone famous - if you know where to look, you can find a lot of addresses.
2. Find a really cheap item on Amazon. Order it to all of those houses.
3. Add a delivery instruction stating that packages are often left at the wrong home, so the driver should make sure to include a clear picture of the whole front of the home when he delivers the package.
4. Wait for the delivery emails to come in with pictures of the delivered package.
5. Give your kids a virtual tour of the fronts of those houses on Chol Hamoed.

Pissed off that my parents didn't do this for me

[CountValentine]

I was at the country club...

Full STOP!!!

[m65]

People that hog the left lane.
They should have their license suspended after 2 such tickets.

there are 3 entrances to hell, one for murderers, one for traitors, and one for those who drive slow in the left lane

[joe1234]

wrong thread 

Perfect thread to post. 

[Kryptonite]

there are 3 entrances to hell, one for murderers, one for traitors, and one for those who drive slow in the left lane

That's what's known as "on the highway to Hell"

[gozalim]

there are 3 entrances to hell, one for murderers, one for traitors, and one for those who drive slow in the left lane

and the 3rd group gets into that destination last...

[Kryptonite]

and the 3rd group gets into that destination last...

Unless the fast guys behind them smash into them

[YitzyS]

Reminds me of the joke...

Someone comes up to Shomayim and all the malachim gather to welcome him. He goes straight to Gan Eden, with much fanfare and pomp. A bystander comes by and asks the man in wonder what he did to merit such a welcome.

"It all is from a single incident that I once did," the man replied. "I was driving on the Palisades Parkway when I saw a motorcycle gang surrounding a yeshiva bochur, ready to lynch him. I quickly jumped out of my car and ran over to the leader and grabbed him by his leather jacket. While motioning to the bochur to make a run for it, I shouted at the leader of the gang in my most macho voice, 'If you're gonna fight with him, you're gonna have to fight with me first!' Since I saved his life, I merited direct passage into Gan Eden."

With great admiration, the bystander said, "Wow, that's amazing! When did that happen?"

"About 3 minutes ago," the man responded.

[~King Lake~]

Was by a simcha in the morning at a certain shul that's next to a dormitory of a certain yeshivah in Monsey, i was waiting outside with friends and schmoozing and i took out my phone to show something for a friend, and! some 13 year old idiot started shouting on the top of his lungs put away your smartphone, bla bla bla... if you don't put it away this second we are going to start throwing raw eggs, and when he saw that I'm not putting it into my pocket in an instant 2-3 more idiots showed up to the window with eggs in there hands ready to throw!

What a bunch of stupid parents teaching there kids to act like terrorists if someone doesn't believe exactly the way they are!

And then these same people are the ones coming out every now in then saying why Moshiach is not here yet and why all the tragedies happen, It's because of the smartphones, wigs, tight clothing...
they should first start acting like normal people and not hate every second Jew that does not fully agree with there extreme views...

[Something Fishy]

Most of this attitude can be directly traced to those Shomrim cards.

My friend's 10 year old asked him why he's a sheigetz with a smartphone.

Delightful.

[ushdadude]

Was by a simcha in the morning at a certain shul that's next to a dormitory of a certain yeshivah in Monsey, i was waiting outside with friends and schmoozing and i took out my phone to show something for a friend, and! some 13 year old idiot started shouting on the top of his lungs put away your smartphone, bla bla bla... if you don't put it away this second we are going to start throwing raw eggs, and when he saw that I'm not putting it into my pocket in an instant 2-3 more idiots showed up to the window with eggs in there hands ready to throw!

What a bunch of stupid parents teaching there kids to act like terrorists if someone doesn't believe exactly the way they are!

And then these same people are the ones coming out every now in then saying why Moshiach is not here yet and why all the tragedies happen, It's because of the smartphones, wigs, tight clothing...
they should first start acting like normal people and not hate every second Jew that does not fully agree with there extreme views...

the converse of that is the parent who buys their kid a second phone so they can TAG one to comply with school rules and use the other one to do all the things they shouldn't be doing in the first place.

[~King Lake~]

Most of this attitude can be directly traced to those Shomrim cards.

My friend's 10 year old asked him why he's a sheigetz with a smartphone.

Delightful.

Agree,

My 4 year old came home one day talking about a smartphone (He doesn't even know what it means  ), turns out his Rebbi in cheider spoke to them about it!

Seriosly? to 4 year olds? chill leave him alone stop with this nonsense!!!