I am a lifeline to the outside world for some. I look at it as a PSA!!!
Wow, thank you for helping us stupid and uneducated chasidim, which, as you probably heard, are very dumb, and incapable of reading basic English. We also have no critical thinking skills, so we greatly appreciate all the help you provide us, by being our translator to the scary outside world. If not for your services, how else would I know about the evil orange man?
I'm sure the woke church is very proud of the outreach work you do, educating the uneducated hassidim about the dangers of the orange man and his henchman.
On behalf of all the users of this website, and the democratic party, I wish to thank you for your tireless efforts in disseminating the important information that you do.