You can't fight intolerance with intolerance.
I use a container for an expensive bottle of wine. (It is even Purim themed.)
I have a friend who uses an OXO POP container. Keeps the moisture out year round.
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XMRFQ6Q?ref_=cm_sw_r_apan_dp_NCP0RF4P3A1YFEXTRMWHlooks like this would work, take out the divider, put the word megillah on the outside and sell for $150
Mods, please move this post to billion dollar ideas thread
are there 8 million megillas in the world?