Iranian president Masoud Pezeshkian calls President Trump and tells him, "Donald, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner."
"What did it say on the banners?" Trump asks. Masoud replies, "UNITED STATES OF IRAN."
Trump says, "You know, Masoud, I am really happy you called, because believe it or not, last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Tehran, and it was more beautiful than ever, and on each house flew an enormous banner."
"What did it say on the banners?" Masoud asks.
Trump replies, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew."