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Re: Earthquake?
« Reply #60 on: April 05, 2024, 02:00:16 PM »
Anyone know what time Sof Zman Earthquake jokes is?
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Re: Earthquake?
« Reply #61 on: April 05, 2024, 02:01:29 PM »
There was no earthquake when I was president...
- Donald Trump
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Re: Earthquake?
« Reply #62 on: April 05, 2024, 02:03:59 PM »
Quote from: elazarb on April 05, 2024, 02:01:29 PM
There was no earthquake when I was president...
- Donald Trump
No, Only the world's deadliest virus.
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Re: Earthquake?
« Reply #63 on: April 05, 2024, 02:16:31 PM »
I don't understand how so many people can make jokes about something so serious. It's just groundbreaking to me.
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Re: Earthquake?
« Reply #64 on: April 05, 2024, 02:25:11 PM »
Quote from: HudZ on April 05, 2024, 02:16:31 PM
I don't understand how so many people can make jokes about something so serious. It's just groundbreaking to me.
Don't think that means what you think it means.
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Re: Earthquake?
« Reply #65 on: April 05, 2024, 02:28:24 PM »
Israel apologizes for the earthquake. They dropped a bunker busting bomb in NYC that they misidentified as a Hamas terror cell. It turned out to be a Taylor Swift friendship meeting. 
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Re: Earthquake?
« Reply #66 on: April 05, 2024, 02:29:46 PM »
Quote from: CountValentine on April 05, 2024, 02:28:24 PM
Israel apologizes for the earthquake. They dropped a bunker busting bomb in NYC that they misidentified as a Hamas terror cell. It turned out to be a Taylor Swift friendship meeting. 
I thought they mixed up Lebanon, NJ, for Lebanon, the country?
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Re: Earthquake?
« Reply #67 on: April 05, 2024, 02:30:11 PM »
Quote from: jj1000 on April 05, 2024, 02:25:11 PM
Don't think that means what you think it means.
You know what I mean. :)

I hope you understood it was a joke...
« Last Edit: April 05, 2024, 02:42:53 PM by HudZ »
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Re: Earthquake?
« Reply #68 on: April 05, 2024, 02:37:10 PM »
Quote from: Dan on April 05, 2024, 02:29:46 PM
I thought they mixed up Lebanon, NJ, for Lebanon, the country?
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Re: Earthquake?
« Reply #69 on: April 05, 2024, 02:42:11 PM »

And they just don't stop coming...
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Re: Earthquake?
« Reply #70 on: April 05, 2024, 02:47:34 PM »
Quote from: HudZ on April 05, 2024, 02:42:11 PM

And they just don't stop coming...
that 2024 for you.
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Re: Earthquake?
« Reply #71 on: April 05, 2024, 02:48:33 PM »
Man alive....the meme volume is like March 2020 level already.
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Re: Earthquake?
« Reply #72 on: April 05, 2024, 03:00:56 PM »
On a serious note:

בְּשָׁעָה שֶׁהַקָּדוֹשׁ בָּרוּךְ הוּא זוֹכֵר אֶת בָּנָיו שֶׁשְּׁרוּיִים בְּצַעַר בֵּין אוּמּוֹת הָעוֹלָם מוֹרִיד שְׁתֵּי דְמָעוֹת לַיָּם הַגָּדוֹל, וְקוֹלוֹ נִשְׁמָע מִסּוֹף הָעוֹלָם וְעַד סוֹפוֹ, וְהַיְינוּ גּוּהָא.
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Re: ISRAEL-HAMAS SIMCHAT TORAH WAR NEWS AND DISCUSSION
« Reply #73 on: April 05, 2024, 03:21:52 PM »
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Re: Earthquake?
« Reply #74 on: April 05, 2024, 03:31:03 PM »

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Re: Earthquake?
« Reply #75 on: April 05, 2024, 03:33:40 PM »
This is all just a preview of the likui chama jokes next week.

Quote from: jye on April 05, 2024, 03:31:03 PM



Reminds me of Yankel Miller's joke of the man who flew to London for his father's levaya with the concord, he arrived before יציאת נשמה.
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Re: NJ/NY 4/5/24 Earthquake
« Reply #76 on: April 05, 2024, 03:36:43 PM »
I like the topic name change! 👍
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Re: NJ/NY 4/5/24 Earthquake
« Reply #77 on: April 05, 2024, 04:09:59 PM »
After an earthquake in Lebanon, NJ, the Mayors of Gaza, Iowa, and East Palestine, Ohio declared a state of emergency due to an anticipated natural disaster.
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Re: NJ/NY 4/5/24 Earthquake
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Re: NJ/NY 4/5/24 Earthquake
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