Save 100% On All Items..

[Yo ssi]

..that you don't buy!

Worth a reminder once in a while, for myself included

[YitzyS]

I once heard Rav Yisroel Reisman say, "My wife came home excited that she saved so much money today. I thought to myself, 'if she continues to save so much money, I will go bankrupt soon!'"

Also, in the name of Rav Avigdor Miller, "If you see a sign that says 'save 50 percent,' keep walking, and you could save the other 50 percent also!"

[Yo ssi]

Didn't mean to steal your line

"If you get a deal, you can save 50 percent. But if you get an error page, you save 100 percent!"

[HudZ]

This reminds me of the joke where a man happily said that his credit cards got stolen.

Why are you happy they asked him?

He replied, the thief spends less than my wife.

[~King Lake~]

Or the gelitzyaneh who came home happy one day that he saved $2.50 cause he missed the bus, ran after it until he got home, so his wife tells him, I wish you were running after a taxi...

[jj1000]

Or the gelitzyaneh who came home happy one day that he saved $2.50 cause he missed the bus, ran after it until he got home, so his wife tells him, I wish you were running after a taxi...

Random true story.

A Jew, who happaned to also be a doctor, would walk 4 miles to work and back every day to save 5 cents each way to save up money to help bring family over from Europe.

[notyettaken]

Random true story.

A Jew would walk 4 miles to work and back every day to save 5 cents each way to save up money to help bring family over from Europe.

So that's how the Eleffs made it to America.

[jj1000]

So that's how the Eleffs made it to America.

Lol, I happen to be related to his grandson, but no not my ancestor.

[joe1234]

So that's how the Eleffs saved elfei elofim and made it to America.

FTFY