Why is Bud Light so widely sold when it tastes like...?
No clue. But then again, when it comes to beverages, my palate is a lot more restrictive than most, so I won't even try to explain that one.
Nope, I went to a Litvak school until I was 13.
Hence your lack of appreciation for a good parve cholent.
(and yet you are still unfamiliar with some וועלטישע מנהגים, that Litvak school couldn't have done too good of a job
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