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Re: Interesting Articles...
« Reply #9880 on: March 01, 2019, 12:29:28 AM »
When are people going to realize the main point of shabbos? Maybe we should move shabbos to sunday if it's just about a day off. ::)
Baby steps

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« Reply #9881 on: March 01, 2019, 01:58:11 PM »
When are people going to realize the main point of shabbos? Maybe we should move shabbos to sunday if it's just about a day off. ::)

Isn’t the main point to remember the Exodus?

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« Reply #9882 on: March 01, 2019, 03:45:12 PM »
Isn’t the main point to remember the Exodus?
SMH

Pay attention when you make kiddush...
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« Reply #9883 on: March 03, 2019, 07:25:18 AM »
SMH

Pay attention when you make kiddush...

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Though Liel Shabbos kiddush has both.

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« Reply #9884 on: March 03, 2019, 08:10:06 AM »
SMH

Pay attention when you make kiddush...

Lol.  You clearly haven’t paid attention to your Kiddish or do you skip the sentence that says Zecher Lyitzias Mitzrayim?

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« Reply #9885 on: March 03, 2019, 02:45:27 PM »
Lol.  You clearly haven’t paid attention to your Kiddish or do you skip the sentence that says Zecher Lyitzias Mitzrayim?
Seems like you skip the first paragraph and the sentence before you get to zecher l'yetzias mitzrayim. But ok...if thats the main thing so be it.
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Re: Interesting Articles...
« Reply #9888 on: March 07, 2019, 01:55:02 PM »
https://gizmodo.com/why-ji32k7au4a83-is-a-remarkably-common-password-1833045282

Good thing my Hebrew and Yiddish phrase passwords aren't as common as הסיסמא שלי or מיין פאסווארט.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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« Reply #9889 on: March 08, 2019, 11:43:50 AM »
https://t.co/hqBa845p4B?ssr=true

Article describes the under reported dramatic increase in antisemitism

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« Reply #9891 on: March 12, 2019, 02:57:30 PM »
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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« Reply #9894 on: March 13, 2019, 10:41:47 PM »
Driving the 737 MAX is OK. It's the flying part that's the problem ;)
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« Reply #9898 on: March 18, 2019, 02:51:11 PM »
Email from myzmanim.com:



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It took a REALLY long time (like 3 years) to build me, because a gajillion factors are involved—even barometric pressure. And when I was finally ready, they schlepped me around to many prominent talmidei chachamim to make sure I was (super) good.

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Without money, these guys CANNOT DO THEIR JOBS.

And then how will we get you the zmanim you need?

(Especially when you insist on flying to Israel through Iceland. I mean, seriously!)

So in light of our hard work, <name>, can you help a tireless algorithm and his dedicated team—and make sure we have the cash we need to keep helping YOU?

MyZmanim exists thanks to users like you.

Please make your donation so we can continue benefiting you through our email alerts, and other FREE zmanim services.

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2019 version:

It’s me, Shekiah.

Y’know, your pal who’s been around since the 6 days of creation. (Day #4, if you must know.)

And I want to set the record straight: I. AM. NOT. THE. BAD. GUY.

Cause no matter what I do, you people PANIC when I come:

The birds are chirping.
The sun is shining through the trees.
The Jews are scrambling around like Wall Street floor brokers, jumping in and out of showers and stuffing hair irons into drawers and setting the Shabbos clock that you-should-have-set-Thursday-night.
Do you have something against me?

See, in Jewish novels, no one ever rides off into the sunset. Instead, Husband sees me coming and says “Honey, I gotta go to Mincha.”

It’s like I’m some kind of villain in your books.

The only thing that keeps me going (despite millennia of abuse) are my loyal fans — the folks at MyZmanim.

These guys like me so much they…

insist on knowing exactly when I’m sneakin’ around the bend.
follow me wherever I am, anywhere the world. 🌎
That makes me feel all fuzzy and warm inside (approximately 15,000,000 °C, if you must know).

And that’s even gooder news for you!

Cuz when they keep tabs on me (and dozens of my timely colleagues like Nightfall and Mi’sheyakir) YOU can observe mitzvos in their proper time.

See, MyZmanim exists for only two reasons:

To boost my self-esteem.
To help you keep really important mitzvos like tefillah, Shabbos and taharas hamishpacha.
You’ve known MyZmanim for over 10 years—and you know you can count on them—always.

Can they count on you to help them keep going?

MyZmanim exists thanks to users like you.

Please make your donation so MyZmanim can continue benefiting you and all of Klal Yisrael.
Whatever you give will be deeply appreciated.

If you appreciate MyZmanim,  please donate now.

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Your elusive friend,

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« Reply #9899 on: March 18, 2019, 03:10:16 PM »
2019 version:

It’s me, Shekiah.

Y’know, your pal who’s been around since the 6 days of creation. (Day #4, if you must know.)

And I want to set the record straight: I. AM. NOT. THE. BAD. GUY.

Cause no matter what I do, you people PANIC when I come:

The birds are chirping.
The sun is shining through the trees.
The Jews are scrambling around like Wall Street floor brokers, jumping in and out of showers and stuffing hair irons into drawers and setting the Shabbos clock that you-should-have-set-Thursday-night.
Do you have something against me?

See, in Jewish novels, no one ever rides off into the sunset. Instead, Husband sees me coming and says “Honey, I gotta go to Mincha.”

It’s like I’m some kind of villain in your books.

The only thing that keeps me going (despite millennia of abuse) are my loyal fans — the folks at MyZmanim.

These guys like me so much they…

insist on knowing exactly when I’m sneakin’ around the bend.
follow me wherever I am, anywhere the world.
That makes me feel all fuzzy and warm inside (approximately 15,000,000 °C, if you must know).

And that’s even gooder news for you!

Cuz when they keep tabs on me (and dozens of my timely colleagues like Nightfall and Mi’sheyakir) YOU can observe mitzvos in their proper time.

See, MyZmanim exists for only two reasons:

To boost my self-esteem.
To help you keep really important mitzvos like tefillah, Shabbos and taharas hamishpacha.
You’ve known MyZmanim for over 10 years—and you know you can count on them—always.

Can they count on you to help them keep going?

MyZmanim exists thanks to users like you.

Please make your donation so MyZmanim can continue benefiting you and all of Klal Yisrael.
Whatever you give will be deeply appreciated.

If you appreciate MyZmanim,  please donate now.

Here’s to a flaming-sky, orange-streaked, mutually respectful relationship moving forward, one sha’ah zmanis at a time.

Your elusive friend,

Shekiah
Ha, I just posted it here before I saw your post.