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        You might be a DDFer if...

        • ...you've become your whole extended families unoffical travel agent.
        • ...if you've gotten other DDF'ers to be ur family's personal travel agents
        • ...You've seen bank tellers cry when you walk in with boxes
        • ...You enjoy going to the pharmacy
        • ...You go to the bottlehouse twice in one week, and it's only Monday!
        • ...You occasionally take more than one flight a day.
        • ...You claim a million dollars income, earn a million dollars worth and can't prove income on an amex f/r
        • ...You have a 3 wallets just to hold your Amex cards
        • ...you enjoy flying around the world in first without paying- AND THE GUY NEXT TO YOU PAID 7K FOR ONE LEG OF THE TRIP
        • ...You spend more time on the phone with credit card and airline agents than your own parents
        • ...You start calling on your cellphone over VOIP because you used up your minutes.
        • ...You cant even comprehend why people use debit cards
        • ...You don't have a quarter in your pocket for the pushka
        • ...Your kids call CC's money
        • ...If it ain't business or first internationally your wife ain't going
        • ...Your baby calls the MTA card a reddit card
        • ...You run out to feed the meter with your Freedom card every 15 minutes
        • ...you spend more money on your CC's in one month than you make all year
        • ...You're constantly pressing F5 on this post.
        • ...You are busy adding new credit cards daily to your Amazon account to pay for your purchases
        • ...You have so much money in GC's to Amazon that you'll never pay by CC again.
        • ...When you finish a conversation with a friend or family, it ends off, "Don't worry, I will visit you in jail."
        • ...You spend more time on ddf than work...shhhh
        • ...you never buy gas with cash but always pay the cash rate
        • ...you enter dozens of GC numbers into your AP account every month
        • ...You spend more on your CC's than your wife does
        • ...your wife spends $1000 at Bloomingdales and you thank her
        • ...you have 50 boxes of diapers but no kids
        • ...you don't smoke but you love the HUCA
        • ...you still can't believe you signed up for that credit card in 1998 to get a Mets towel
        • ...You have AU's who are 3,4,&6 years old
        • ...You count down the days until your closing, dreaming of that long awaited time when you finally can get back into the game.
        • ...You know the cashiers in Target personally by first name.
        • ...You see someone with a kippa at Target and assume he is there for RedCard loading.
        • ...You will never ever run out of paper for your printer in your entire life
        • ...You own a paddle but no Kayak
        • ...You answer quotes with quotes


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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1770 on: December 01, 2020, 09:05:00 AM »
Quote from: Lurker on December 01, 2020, 09:01:30 AM
I'm sorry, I know you only like to be paged when your input is requested. So tell me @aygart, who would you put on that list?
Anyone without an @ before their name.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1771 on: December 08, 2020, 01:59:18 PM »
You're waiting for closure on a Mike & Ike's order/s.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1772 on: December 08, 2020, 02:06:41 PM »
You're wondering if you should place another Nomatic order to save the dollar
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1773 on: December 08, 2020, 02:07:17 PM »
Quote from: Yo ssi on December 08, 2020, 02:06:41 PM
You're wondering if you should place another Nomatic order to save the dollar
Or don't, and save nine dollars :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1774 on: December 08, 2020, 02:09:46 PM »
Quote from: etech0 on December 08, 2020, 02:07:17 PM
Or don't, and save nine dollars :)
But I can not-buy so much better things and save so much more! ;)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1775 on: December 08, 2020, 02:34:16 PM »
Quote from: Yo ssi on December 08, 2020, 02:09:46 PM
But I can not-buy so much better things and save so much more! ;)
You save more money if you walk instead of taking a taxi, than if you walk instead of taking the bus.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1776 on: December 08, 2020, 02:36:55 PM »
Quote from: etech0 on December 08, 2020, 02:07:17 PM
Or don't, and save nine dollars :)
And put them where exactly ?
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1777 on: December 08, 2020, 02:44:00 PM »
Quote from: etech0 on December 08, 2020, 02:34:16 PM
You save more money if you walk instead of taking a taxi, than if you walk instead of taking the bus.
You've been best of'ed
Quote from: Joeymc on December 08, 2020, 02:42:58 PM
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1778 on: December 08, 2020, 02:45:27 PM »
Quote from: TimT on December 08, 2020, 02:36:55 PM
And put them where exactly ?
In the wallet you bought last week :D
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1779 on: December 08, 2020, 02:45:43 PM »
Quote from: Joeymc on December 08, 2020, 02:44:00 PM
You've been best of'ed
Of course here on DDF it should be about renting a car :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1780 on: December 08, 2020, 02:56:01 PM »
Quote from: etech0 on December 08, 2020, 02:45:27 PM
In the wallet you bought last week :D
For $9.99 ? That’s being returned, of course :)
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1781 on: December 08, 2020, 11:35:51 PM »
Quote from: Yo ssi on December 08, 2020, 02:06:41 PM
You're wondering if you should place another Nomatic order to save the dollar
Wrong thread but you can email them and get the difference.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1782 on: December 15, 2020, 08:56:10 PM »
You mistakenly click Alt+S to try to send an email.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1783 on: December 20, 2020, 09:17:10 PM »
You work at WeWork in Fidi but park your car in Columbia Heights.
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Re: You might be a DDFer if...
« Reply #1784 on: December 20, 2020, 09:50:12 PM »
Quote from: yungermanchik on December 15, 2020, 08:56:10 PM
You mistakenly click Alt+S to try to send an email.
LOL, not on my Computer enough to make that mistake.
 
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