Author Topic: Citi Field Asifah  (Read 153455 times)

Offline Bostener

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Jul 2012
  • Posts: 1504
  • Total likes: 3
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 0
    • View Profile
  • Location: NYC
Re: Citi Field Asifah
« Reply #800 on: October 30, 2013, 02:40:11 AM »
סוף כל סוף געווינען די רבנים!!
ווען זיי זענען ארויס קעגן ביפערס האט יעדע געלאכט ״וואס מיינען זיי, אז זיי קענען סטאפן די היימישע ציבור? קיינער פאלגט זיי נישט״ אבער מי כעמך ישראל.... 20 יאר שפעטער און סנישט בנמצא א חסידישע איד מיט א ביפער
צדיק גוזר והקב״ה מקיים

Its DDF here not hydepark.
Airlines sending me "We're in this together" emails.

Bruh, where were you when my suitcase weighed it 51.50 pounds?

Offline Galitzyaner

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Aug 2011
  • Posts: 3033
  • Total likes: 119
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 13
    • View Profile
Re: Citi Field Asifah
« Reply #801 on: October 30, 2013, 03:38:33 AM »
Its DDF here not hydepark.
It's Just Schmooze here, not the deals board. ::) :P
If you'd like to only see deals etc, and no silly דברים בטלים, jokes, YouTube clips, and other hock, then I recommend you not reading JS.

Offline shmuelb

  • Dansdeals Platinum Elite + Lifetime Gold Elite
  • ******
  • Join Date: Mar 2011
  • Posts: 769
  • Total likes: 9
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 0
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: Israel
  • Programs: Amex Plat, AAdvantage, Elal Matmid, Southwest, Delta Silver Medallion Skymiles, Hertz #1 Gold 5 Star, National Emerald Club Executive.
Re: Citi Field Asifah
« Reply #802 on: October 30, 2013, 06:07:44 PM »
Its DDF here not hydepark.

Chas veShalom!!   >:( :o :-[ :-X :'(
siyag lachachma :-)

Offline Bostener

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Jul 2012
  • Posts: 1504
  • Total likes: 3
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 0
    • View Profile
  • Location: NYC
Re: Citi Field Asifah
« Reply #803 on: October 30, 2013, 11:06:13 PM »
It's Just Schmooze here, not the deals board. ::) :P
If you'd like to only see deals etc, and no silly דברים בטלים, jokes, YouTube clips, and other hock, then I recommend you not reading JS.

This is beyond DDF even in JS. Most people here don't hate all rabonim?
Airlines sending me "We're in this together" emails.

Bruh, where were you when my suitcase weighed it 51.50 pounds?

Offline Galitzyaner

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Aug 2011
  • Posts: 3033
  • Total likes: 119
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 13
    • View Profile
Re: Citi Field Asifah
« Reply #804 on: October 31, 2013, 01:56:45 AM »
This is beyond DDF even in JS. Most people here don't hate all rabonim?
???  I don't think anyone here hates all rabonim (only רע-בנים ;) ), that's just ludicrous.

Offline shmuelb

  • Dansdeals Platinum Elite + Lifetime Gold Elite
  • ******
  • Join Date: Mar 2011
  • Posts: 769
  • Total likes: 9
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 0
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: Israel
  • Programs: Amex Plat, AAdvantage, Elal Matmid, Southwest, Delta Silver Medallion Skymiles, Hertz #1 Gold 5 Star, National Emerald Club Executive.
Re: Citi Field Asifah
« Reply #805 on: October 31, 2013, 08:13:54 AM »
It was just a joke.
siyag lachachma :-)

Offline Galitzyaner

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Aug 2011
  • Posts: 3033
  • Total likes: 119
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 13
    • View Profile
Re: Citi Field Asifah
« Reply #806 on: October 31, 2013, 08:38:12 AM »
It was just a joke.
Oh, I guess I missed the " ;) "... Happens.

Offline Achas Veachas

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Jul 2012
  • Posts: 4789
  • Total likes: 114
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 3
    • View Profile
    • Torah && Tech
Re: Citi Field Asifah
« Reply #807 on: October 31, 2013, 09:31:14 AM »

It was just a joke.
WAS there even a ban on beepers?

Offline shmuelb

  • Dansdeals Platinum Elite + Lifetime Gold Elite
  • ******
  • Join Date: Mar 2011
  • Posts: 769
  • Total likes: 9
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 0
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: Israel
  • Programs: Amex Plat, AAdvantage, Elal Matmid, Southwest, Delta Silver Medallion Skymiles, Hertz #1 Gold 5 Star, National Emerald Club Executive.
Re: Citi Field Asifah
« Reply #808 on: October 31, 2013, 09:31:46 AM »
Oh, I guess I missed the " ;) "... Happens.

Sorry, I wasn't clear. I was talking about your post in Yiddish - that was a joke. Re HP, I was not joking bichlal.
siyag lachachma :-)

Offline chaimmayer

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Nov 2011
  • Posts: 1212
  • Total likes: 24
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
  • Location: florida
Re: Citi Field Asifah
« Reply #809 on: October 31, 2013, 12:08:38 PM »
They came out against beepers 20 years ago? Why?

Offline elikay

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: May 2010
  • Posts: 5435
  • Total likes: 38
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 2
    • View Profile
Re: Citi Field Asifah
« Reply #810 on: October 31, 2013, 12:09:57 PM »

They came out against beepers 20 years ago? Why?
ok guys, 'twas a joke...

Offline chaimmayer

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Nov 2011
  • Posts: 1212
  • Total likes: 24
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
  • Location: florida
Re: Citi Field Asifah
« Reply #811 on: October 31, 2013, 12:15:26 PM »
ok guys, 'twas a joke...
Wasn't looking for 10 posts dissecting a joke like we just had in the joke thread I was just curious

Offline Galitzyaner

  • Dansdeals Presidential Platinum Elite
  • ********
  • Join Date: Aug 2011
  • Posts: 3033
  • Total likes: 119
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 13
    • View Profile
Re: Citi Field Asifah
« Reply #812 on: October 31, 2013, 12:27:44 PM »
Wasn't looking for 10 posts dissecting a joke like we just had in the joke thread I was just curious
:o Is this not a joke thread??! ;)

Offline S209

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Presidential Platinum Elite
  • *********
  • Join Date: Jun 2016
  • Posts: 7549
  • Total likes: 3975
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
    • Gowns By Shevy
  • Location: Lakewood
  • Programs: Marriott Gold, Star Alliance Gold, Hyatt Explorist, Hertz PC, National EE, Rock Royalty Wild Card, Wyndham Diamond, MLife Gold, Caesars Diamond, Hilton Diamond, Uber VIP, IHG Platinum Elite, ANA Platinum, DDF Lifetime Prez Platinum Elite, AmEx Platinum
Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #813 on: February 05, 2023, 07:53:43 PM »
Son came home today from Cheder and repeating the story of Yisroi becoming jewish:
…and Yisroi became a Jew, he bought a Kapel, Tzitzis made Payois & broke his smartphone…
 :o ??? ::) >:(

Not sure if should be angry or don’t know what…
Was on the tip of my tongue to tell my son that there were no phones back then
This isn’t the first time you’ve had this issue, no?
Quote from: YitzyS
Quotes in a signature is annoying, as it comes across as an independent post.

Offline ~King Lake~

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Mar 2019
  • Posts: 1161
  • Total likes: 760
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
  • Location: i wish israel
Re: Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #814 on: February 05, 2023, 08:16:22 PM »
This isn’t the first time you’ve had this issue, no?
You referring to this?

Agree,

My 4 year old came home one day talking about a smartphone (He doesn't even know what it means  :D ), turns out his Rebbi in cheider spoke to them about it!

Seriosly? to 4 year olds? chill leave him alone stop with this nonsense!!!

Yes, I had this problem before and will probably continue having it as long as I send to that school
I’m in shape, round is a shape…

Offline Moshe Green

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Dec 2021
  • Posts: 1148
  • Total likes: 985
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: Israel
Re: Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #815 on: February 06, 2023, 05:34:55 AM »
Son came home today from Cheder and repeating the story of Yisroi becoming jewish:
…and Yisroi became a Jew, he bought a Kapel, Tzitzis made Payois & broke his smartphone…
 :o ??? ::) >:(

Not sure if should be angry or don’t know what…
Was on the tip of my tongue to tell my son that there were no phones back then

Why aren't you upset at the Kapel as well, there were no kippas back then as well...

The answer is: That's what the kids can relate to. Well, they can relate to smartphones as well because they see them all the time.

So lets train our kids young to know that smartphones are dangerous devices...

Offline sguitarist18

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Jul 2011
  • Posts: 1838
  • Total likes: 895
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 6
    • View Profile
  • Location: NY
Re: Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #816 on: February 06, 2023, 07:30:25 AM »
Are you serious?

Offline ~King Lake~

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Mar 2019
  • Posts: 1161
  • Total likes: 760
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
    • View Profile
  • Location: i wish israel
Re: Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #817 on: February 06, 2023, 11:02:14 AM »
Why aren't you upset at the Kapel as well, there were no kippas back then as well...

The answer is: That's what the kids can relate to. Well, they can relate to smartphones as well because they see them all the time.

So lets train our kids young to know that smartphones are dangerous devices...
This is debatable what the dangers are, and what the solutions are.
But to tell kids that only Goyim have smartphones and when Yisroi became Jewish he broke his smartphone, and then he sees his father and many other Heimish people have one (& FYI I have one with a great filter according to all the rules set by my kehila) what do you think this kid thinks?
His Rabbi is saying that only Goyim have it, and he sees his father with one, so either his father is an undercover Goy, or his Rabbi is a lier, and if so how should he believe him on other things he teaches?
I’m in shape, round is a shape…

Online zh cohen

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Dec 2013
  • Posts: 1715
  • Total likes: 1685
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: 412
Re: Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #818 on: February 06, 2023, 11:08:01 AM »
there were no kippas back then as well...

Of course there was. There is a clear passuk that Yitzchok wore a yarmulka.

Offline Moshe Green

  • Dansdeals Lifetime Platinum Elite
  • *******
  • Join Date: Dec 2021
  • Posts: 1148
  • Total likes: 985
  • DansDeals.com Hat Tips 1
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
  • Location: Israel
Re: Re: Stuff Your Kid Tells You
« Reply #819 on: February 06, 2023, 11:21:45 AM »
This is debatable what the dangers are, and what the solutions are.
But to tell kids that only Goyim have smartphones and when Yisroi became Jewish he broke his smartphone, and then he sees his father and many other Heimish people have one (& FYI I have one with a great filter according to all the rules set by my kehila) what do you think this kid thinks?
His Rabbi is saying that only Goyim have it, and he sees his father with one, so either his father is an undercover Goy, or his Rabbi is a lier, and if so how should he believe him on other things he teaches?
I hear what you are saying. Good point. It could be very damaging what the Rebbe is saying.
If so, you should really talk to the principal about it. Especially if this isn't the first time.