It was a serious question
I know, but I couldn't resist!
Look, I have no experience with avoiding the OU and I am no expert on halacha or modern-day food production. I do have tangential connections with people who are experts in both. I think you'll find none boycot the OU outright, and instead rely on the fact that they are one of the most open and systematic hechsherim. You know exactly what shitah and psak they are relying on, and can be confident that it is applied consistently.
For instance, you may not eat Gushers with an OU but will have instant coffee (sorry), sugar or bread they certify as pas Yisroel.
I know saying that the OU is in any way reliable conflicts with your world view, and based on previous comments in this thread you clearly lack expertise or knowledge of modern day food production. So for you, an outright boycot seems appropriate. But don't expect there to be some sort of support group out there.