Author Topic: TSA agent does it again, doesnt realize his metal detector is unplugged  (Read 3274 times)

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glad i didnt fly that day!

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wow - TSA agents are dumber then dumb... leaves me uneasy knowing that they take care of security

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Would you expect more from an agent by the name  Alija Abdul Majed?

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Someone should start a thread of crazy things they brought through security. and include pre/post 9/11. I flew with a pocket knife 4in. blades out of LGA Post 9/11.
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TSA agent does it again, doesnt realize his metal detector is unplugged
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2012, 07:23:38 PM »
My sis brought a live bullet from Israel to Australia. She picked it up together with shell casings at a shooting range and had no idea it's live.

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I just brought matches on a plane last week. They have no way of knowing that I have matches with the metal detector and although they 'felt up' my wife and baby, they didn't get their hands in my pants to find the matches...

As they were busy 'searching' my wife (who was holding the baby) they complained that all of our stuff was clogging up the conveyor belt and asked me why it's taking me so long to remove everything. I told them it's because of my terribly suspicious looking baby and said they'd better make sure she's not a threat cause she seems reaaally dangerous......

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My sis brought a live bullet from Israel to Australia. She picked it up together with shell casings at a shooting range and had no idea it's live.
checked luggage or on the plane?

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My brother came through before 9-11 with a ring of loaded bullets from TLV to JFK - and he took a part a BB gun and brought thru and some pocket knives

What's interesting to me is that in some countries abroad they ate lots stricter on what can go thru.
For example in china they won't let lighters thru and in us they will. In Thailand they don't let toothpaste and in US they do.

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My brother came through before 9-11 with a ring of loaded bullets from TLV to JFK - and he took a part a BB gun and brought thru and some pocket knives


im pretty sure the official rules allow u to bring a bb gun as long as u dont have the bullets

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The TSA of today is the result of profiling objects instead of people.

Water bottles don't blow up planes, terrorists do! (And yes I said terrorists instead of militants)
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I just brought matches on a plane last week. They have no way of knowing that I have matches with the metal detector and although they 'felt up' my wife and baby, they didn't get their hands in my pants to find the matches...
I have brought a lighter on every single flight I've ever been on and only had it confiscated once. Although I think it may actually be legal now.
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I have brought a lighter on every single flight I've ever been on and only had it confiscated once. Although I think it may actually be legal now.
It's only illegal to use the lighter to smoke your shoes (or underwear).
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Would you expect more from an agent by the name  Alija Abdul Majed?
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He must've known what he was doing... How could he have possibly not known the lights were not lighting up and there were no beeps??
unless he's just that stupid and in that case he should not have such a job in the first place

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unless he's just that stupid and in that case he should not have such a job in the first place

ummmm, i'm pretty sure that's one of the job qualifications.
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Recently forgot to remove 7" pair of scissors from my carry on. I only noticed it on the plane...

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Recently forgot to remove 7" pair of scissors from my carry on. I only noticed it on the plane...
I also got onto the plane with a sharp pair of scissors EWR-TLV on CO. But this was before 9-11. Regardless, I dont think security noriced it.