Sweatshirted Lubabvitchers
Natives of Ohio, this species are known for their friendliness and desire to help others. Males are marked with a round head covering, while females tend to have longer hair. Their diet consists of a wide range of foods, especially Mendel’s BBQ.
While native to Ohio, they are commonly found all over the world, as their migratory patterns have them traveling to random places on a whim, with little regard for the weather or natural predators. Be sure to listen out for their song in order to distinguish them from their Minnesota cousin, who are otherwise identical and share their penchant for world travel.
(Crikey! Can't read this in anything but an Aussie accent. Nat Geo has damaged me for life.)