i got a catalog from who-knows (i get so many of them). my landlady who gets all my mail gave it to me as if it's contraband. all secretive and what not. she says that she doesn't want her 'boys' to see them because of all the women. never mind that fall/winter fashion includes zero bikinis. these boys? she has 2 at home. one is 30 and runs his own business from her house, the other is 32 that has a new girlfriend every other week. yep, i'm the shiksa