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Re: What came in your mail today?
« Reply #640 on: November 04, 2014, 04:30:38 PM »
FTFY  :)
Still trying to figure this one out. Where could you live that you would just be waking up? And where could you live that the mail is delivered before the time that people wake up?

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Re: What came in your mail today?
« Reply #641 on: November 04, 2014, 04:47:57 PM »
Still trying to figure this one out. Where could you live that you would just be waking up? And where could you live that the mail is delivered before the time that people wake up?

Could be he's off for Election Day and woke up late.

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Re: What came in your mail today?
« Reply #642 on: November 04, 2014, 04:49:34 PM »
Could be he's off for Election Day and woke up late.
..or maybe we have to think outside the box like this brain teaser.

Father and son are in a car accident. Father dies at the scene. Kid is rushed to hospital, where the head surgeon is waiting, scalpel in hand. Taking one look at kid, surgeon announces, “I can’t operate on this boy; he’s my son.”
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Re: What came in your mail today?
« Reply #643 on: November 04, 2014, 04:59:31 PM »
..or maybe we have to think outside the box like this brain teaser.

Father and son are in a car accident. Father dies at the scene. Kid is rushed to hospital, where the head surgeon is waiting, scalpel in hand. Taking one look at kid, surgeon announces, “I can’t operate on this boy; he’s my son.”
Did she do it in the end?
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Re: What came in your mail today?
« Reply #644 on: November 05, 2014, 06:19:46 PM »
..or maybe we have to think outside the box like this brain teaser.

Father and son are in a car accident. Father dies at the scene. Kid is rushed to hospital, where the head surgeon is waiting, scalpel in hand. Taking one look at kid, surgeon announces, “I can’t operate on this boy; he’s my son.”

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Re: What came in your mail today?
« Reply #645 on: November 05, 2014, 08:37:31 PM »
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Re: What came in your mail today?
« Reply #646 on: November 06, 2014, 09:51:07 AM »
Another one of theses:
As a financial institution, Chicken Sh*t Bank reserves the right to discontinue any and all account relationships with customer(s), as deemed necessary by the institution. For this reason, Chicken Sh*t Bank hereby gives notice of intent to close the above account(s) effective 11/18/14.
 
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Re: What came in your mail today?
« Reply #647 on: November 06, 2014, 09:55:47 AM »
Another one of theses:
As a financial institution, Chicken Sh*t Bank reserves the right to discontinue any and all account relationships with customer(s), as deemed necessary by the institution. For this reason, Chicken Sh*t Bank hereby gives notice of intent to close the above account(s) effective 11/18/14.
 
BC?

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Re: What came in your mail today?
« Reply #648 on: November 06, 2014, 10:04:53 AM »
BC?
No a checking account. Funny thing is it is the second time for this bank. I will close it today to save them the trouble then open it again for another $150 bonus.  :)
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Re: What came in your mail today?
« Reply #649 on: November 06, 2014, 10:13:40 AM »
No a checking account. Funny thing is it is the second time for this bank. I will close it today to save them the trouble then open it again for another $150 bonus.  :)
MO?

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Re: What came in your mail today?
« Reply #650 on: November 06, 2014, 10:16:39 AM »
MO?
Not one MO or cash deposit. Just large transfers in and out.
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Re: What came in your mail today?
« Reply #651 on: November 06, 2014, 01:56:20 PM »
Another one of theses:
As a financial institution, Chicken Sh*t Bank reserves the right to discontinue any and all account relationships with customer(s), as deemed necessary by the institution. For this reason, Chicken Sh*t Bank hereby gives notice of intent to close the above account(s) effective 11/18/14.
 
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Re: What came in your mail today?
« Reply #652 on: November 06, 2014, 02:10:44 PM »
No a checking account. Funny thing is it is the second time for this bank. I will close it today to save them the trouble then open it again for another $150 bonus.  :)
link for the bonus please?

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Re: What came in your mail today?
« Reply #653 on: November 06, 2014, 02:25:40 PM »
Not one MO or cash deposit. Just large transfers in and out.
Did they put anything negative in your Chex report? Or see something unusual in your Chex report that may have prompted that?
I also want a $150 bonus, but I googled and could not find a bank by that name. Where is it or what's the real name?

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Re: What came in your mail today?
« Reply #654 on: November 06, 2014, 02:31:16 PM »
Did they put anything negative in your Chex report? Or see something unusual in your Chex report that may have prompted that?
I also want a $150 bonus, but I googled and could not find a bank by that name. Where is it or what's the real name?
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Re: What came in your mail today?
« Reply #655 on: November 06, 2014, 02:33:09 PM »
Did they put anything negative in your Chex report? Or see something unusual in your Chex report that may have prompted that?
I also want a $150 bonus, but I googled and could not find a bank by that name. Where is it or what's the real name?
Try replacing the * with an "I"...

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Re: What came in your mail today?
« Reply #656 on: November 06, 2014, 02:34:39 PM »

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Re: What came in your mail today?
« Reply #657 on: November 06, 2014, 06:50:33 PM »
My SBS merchandise!!

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Re: What came in your mail today?
« Reply #658 on: November 06, 2014, 07:12:35 PM »
My SBS merchandise!!
I got two yesterday.
Two of my brother in laws got theirs today.
I haven't been home yet, but I may have more waiting for me there..

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Re: What came in your mail today?
« Reply #659 on: November 06, 2014, 07:14:01 PM »

I got two yesterday.
Two of my brother in laws got theirs today.
I haven't been home yet, but I may have more waiting for me there..

Got my 2 today
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