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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #760 on: September 10, 2021, 10:32:37 AM »
Slugs are OK, but I'm more of a buckshot type of guy.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #761 on: September 12, 2021, 12:23:16 AM »


Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #762 on: September 13, 2021, 10:18:35 AM »
I just found out my friend is secretly in line to be the Kohain Gadol.

Its his altar ego.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #763 on: September 13, 2021, 06:43:05 PM »
I just found out my friend is secretly in line to be the Kohain Gadol.

Its his altar ego.
Was that on your calendar ;)?

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #764 on: September 13, 2021, 06:56:06 PM »
I just found out my friend is secretly in line to be the Kohain Gadol.

Its his altar ego.
R' Elazar Ben Azarya's gilgul (which made his beard white), Shmuel Hanavi, was his אלטער ego.

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #765 on: September 14, 2021, 10:42:54 AM »
I just found out my friend is secretly in line to be the Kohain Gadol.

Its his altar ego.
Was that on your calendar ;)?

It was inspired by something on my calendar...

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #766 on: September 19, 2021, 09:00:53 PM »



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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #767 on: September 20, 2021, 11:56:04 AM »
And I do it with the $21 Wahl cordless clippers that I bought from this deal. I'm on my second one (it went on sale again since), but I never had any significant issues.
if you get the Wahl Peanut you'll have enough for a kosher succah
Monkeys don't fly unless you put them on airplanes

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Re: Corny Jokes & Bad Puns Thread
« Reply #768 on: September 20, 2021, 01:17:13 PM »
What's the most philosophical toy?


...


Play-Doh!




May God help me for thinking of this one
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