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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here" or "y y y"
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7)You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC.



OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".


Poll

If Men Could Become Pregnant, Would You?

Yes, I love delivering babies!
Noooooo! I'm afraid....
Not sure. I'll ask my LOR

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« Reply #13216 on: September 14, 2020, 05:57:07 PM »
Quote the quote that hasn't been deleted
Been deleted ;)
so just tell us what he said

then we'll delete it from here
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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« Reply #13217 on: September 14, 2020, 06:01:00 PM »
so just tell us what he said

then we'll delete it from here
but first save it to archive.org!!! ;)
instead of writing "+1" and clogging up the thread give a like!

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« Reply #13218 on: September 15, 2020, 10:43:19 PM »
Wow, @Chaikel made it!!!



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« Reply #13219 on: September 15, 2020, 10:44:17 PM »
Seen too many of those. *quotes post* "Hey, you have personal info in this post, might want to delete it" "Thanks, I deleted it, now can you delete your quote?" *crickets*

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« Reply #13220 on: September 16, 2020, 12:36:53 AM »
Wow, @Chaikel made it!!!



h/t Kol Haolam Whatsapp status.
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« Reply #13221 on: September 16, 2020, 07:02:07 AM »
Was this screenshot taken in the 1980's?
lol. No, it's from Whatsapp for web.
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« Reply #13222 on: September 16, 2020, 09:49:31 PM »
"Flights to nowhere." HUH?!?!

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« Reply #13223 on: September 16, 2020, 10:06:14 PM »
"Flights to nowhere." HUH?!?!

Take off and land in same airport, no destination. I guess for the view, and inedible meals.

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« Reply #13224 on: September 16, 2020, 10:59:55 PM »
"Flights to nowhere." HUH?!?!


For people going nowhere
Just because things turned out a certain way doesn't mean you were right.

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« Reply #13225 on: September 16, 2020, 11:04:06 PM »
"Flights to nowhere." HUH?!?!

Seems like the planes also gained some quarantine weight, hence treadmill flights.

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« Reply #13226 on: Yesterday at 05:46:56 AM »
Quote from: ???
The sheer amount that Nakamura flies would give an aerophobe a conniption. But Hikaru enjoys being airborne,
ping-ponging mostly between Europe and New York, St. Louis or Vancouver, and wracking up those frequent flyer
miles. He has over a million of them lifetime.
Hikaru once flew from St. Louis, via Denver, to San Francisco, to take advantage of a relatively cheap fare to
Dubai on United Airlines. Yes, that Dubai, as in, the United Arab Emirates. As in, on-the-other-side-of-the-world Dubai.
The itinerary had him going from SFO (fluent jet-setters use only the three-digit airport codes) back via DEN to IAD
(Washington D.C.) and on to DBX ... on Christmas Day. Only here’s the kicker, there was no reason for him to be
in Dubai, other than the fact that the round trip ticket would net 16,000 miles, enough to increase his frequent flyer
status and earn a bunch of transatlantic business class upgrades for the coming year. He stayed in the Dubai
airport for less than three hours before boarding the return flight back to San Francisco (via D.C. and Denver).
The whole trip took two full days.

Guess what he does for a living?

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #13227 on: Yesterday at 07:24:08 AM »
Jobs that exist:
Detassler (Pulling parts off corn plants is part of breeding corn)
Props shopper (Prop in the theatrical sense)
Staple remover (for documents to be scanned)
International jewelry wearer (Wears jewelry across borders so buyers can avoid import taxes)
Abandoned truck recovery (for when truckers quit suddenly)
Donor organ pickup/transport
Lightbulb changer (for large properties)
Garment factory insect inspector
Foreigner at Japanese weddings (to make the photos more interesting)
Expired soda dumper
Medical credential verification
Medical insurance benefit verification
Patient-pursuing-treatment verification (for insurance companies)
Municipal road inspector
Commercial scheduler (as in advertisement airing)
Emergency electronic parts courier
Bridge painter
Bottle sniffer (for reusable water-bottle refilling plants)
Medical exam model
Family Readiness Officer (Civilian employee for handling the affairs of children
with both parents in the military in the event of both parents' deployment)
Pediatric hospice nurse
Communications relay for the deaf (How deaf people make phone calls)
Mortuary hairdresser
Professional smoker (Taste tester for cigarettes)
Third Party Proposition Player (California law prohibits gambling against the house, so
third-party companies pay the house and their own TPPP takes any losses and gains)
Streamer (Not quite a job, but did you know that you can
make a living having people watch you play video games?)

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #13228 on: Yesterday at 07:31:27 AM »
Jobs that exist:
Detassler (Pulling parts off corn plants is part of breeding corn)
Props shopper (Prop in the theatrical sense)
Staple remover (for documents to be scanned)
International jewelry wearer (Wears jewelry across borders so buyers can avoid import taxes)
Abandoned truck recovery (for when truckers quit suddenly)
Donor organ pickup/transport
Lightbulb changer (for large properties)
Garment factory insect inspector
Foreigner at Japanese weddings (to make the photos more interesting)
Expired soda dumper
Medical credential verification
Medical insurance benefit verification
Patient-pursuing-treatment verification (for insurance companies)
Municipal road inspector
Commercial scheduler (as in advertisement airing)
Emergency electronic parts courier
Bridge painter
Bottle sniffer (for reusable water-bottle refilling plants)
Medical exam model
Family Readiness Officer (Civilian employee for handling the affairs of children
with both parents in the military in the event of both parents' deployment)
Pediatric hospice nurse
Communications relay for the deaf (How deaf people make phone calls)
Mortuary hairdresser
Professional smoker (Taste tester for cigarettes)
Third Party Proposition Player (California law prohibits gambling against the house, so
third-party companies pay the house and their own TPPP takes any losses and gains)
Streamer (Not quite a job, but did you know that you can
make a living having people watch you play video games?)
And then there's the manager in the Indian scam center, whose job it is to fire an employee if he tries to scam the company by over-reporting the amount of people he scammed.

Oh, and did you mention the toilet paper tester?
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« Reply #13229 on: Yesterday at 11:25:07 PM »
From the amount of likes the Eleff brothers give each other, you'd think they never fought as a kids ;)
On that note may we have only peace in the world, and a שנה טובה ומתוקה!