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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here" or "y y y"
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7)You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC.



OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".


Poll

If Men Could Become Pregnant, Would You?

Yes, I love delivering babies!
Noooooo! I'm afraid....
Not sure. I'll ask my LOR

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« Reply #13860 on: February 23, 2021, 08:11:49 AM »
Random fact:

The largest political contribution I've made was to Chuck Shumer.

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« Reply #13861 on: February 23, 2021, 08:40:18 AM »
Alexa: "Sorry, I can't find Car Wash by Benny Friedman. Here are some other songs by Benny Friedman."

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« Reply #13862 on: February 23, 2021, 09:21:32 AM »
If you would have gotten the vaccine, it would understand you

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« Reply #13863 on: February 23, 2021, 10:06:35 AM »
I can't believe I made this comment and there's only crickets. I thought this mistake would be the end of my DDF career.

Post it in the Politics board and see what happens.
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« Reply #13864 on: February 23, 2021, 04:51:45 PM »
I can't believe I made this comment and there's only crickets. I thought this mistake would be the end of my DDF career.
It would've been much worse had you donated to Chuck Schumer.

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« Reply #13865 on: February 23, 2021, 10:08:12 PM »
It would've been much worse had you donated to Chuck Schumer.
Call the spelling police on me. I can deal with them. I can't deal with people telling me that I'm a leftist because I donated to the Democrat Senate leader.

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« Reply #13866 on: February 23, 2021, 10:09:04 PM »
It would've been much worse had you donated to Chuck Schumer.
But it's actually an interesting story, so I was hoping I would get flak for it, so that I can eventually reveal the backstory.

But whatever...

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #13867 on: February 23, 2021, 10:10:53 PM »
But it's actually an interesting story, so I was hoping I would get flak for it, so that I can eventually reveal the backstory.

But whatever...


But that's just for posting in the wrong forum.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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« Reply #13868 on: February 23, 2021, 10:15:40 PM »
But it's actually an interesting story, so I was hoping I would get flak for it, so that I can eventually reveal the backstory.
Did you end up getting the contract ? :)

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« Reply #13869 on: February 23, 2021, 10:35:55 PM »
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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #13870 on: February 23, 2021, 11:34:39 PM »
Here's the story in DDF posts, see if you can figure it out:

BMI over 35


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It's going so well. In fact, it already went!


The largest political contribution I've made was to Chuck Schumer.



Clear enough?

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« Reply #13871 on: February 23, 2021, 11:36:39 PM »
Here's the story in DDF posts, see if you can figure it out:








Clear enough?
You made it worse with the reason behind it.
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« Reply #13872 on: February 23, 2021, 11:39:45 PM »
You made it worse with the reason behind it.
It's not politically correct to be judgmental nowadays  >:(

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« Reply #13873 on: February 23, 2021, 11:57:33 PM »
Here's the story in DDF posts, see if you can figure it out:

Clear enough?

You went to a Dem dietician? No wonder the diet didn't work!
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« Reply #13874 on: February 24, 2021, 12:05:36 AM »
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« Reply #13875 on: February 24, 2021, 12:29:04 AM »
Here's the story in DDF posts, see if you can figure it out:

Clear enough?
As a staunch republican he made a pledge to donate $10 to Chuck Schumer for every pound he gains, turns out he loved food more than he hated Schumer :(

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« Reply #13876 on: February 24, 2021, 12:51:57 AM »
Here's the story in DDF posts, see if you can figure it out:








Clear enough?
And it's my fault? I'm suing you for libel

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« Reply #13877 on: February 24, 2021, 08:55:28 AM »
As a staunch republican he made a pledge to donate $10 to Chuck Schumer for every pound he gains, turns out he loved food more than he hated Schumer :(
Close enough. Donate $150 (one time) if I gained or missed an appointment in a 10-week period. Happened on week 8.  :(

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« Reply #13878 on: February 24, 2021, 09:02:32 AM »
You went to a Dem dietician? No wonder the diet didn't work!
There is no such thing as a Democrat dietician. They would increase the minimum calorie allowance by 400%, take away from the large parts of the food pyramid and give to the small parts, and fix the traditional discrimination against fat and oil by making them the primary food group on the diet.

But don't worry, you're not fat. You're just a victim of elevated intake because longstanding bias created an unfortunate way of life that is impossible to get out of. It's America's fault, and you should fix it by burning down a Best Buy.

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« Reply #13879 on: February 24, 2021, 09:58:12 AM »
Close enough. Donate $150 (one time) if I gained or missed an appointment in a 10-week period. Happened on week 8.  :(
Exactly what I meant. Apparently, you are a RINO.
turns out he loved food more than he hated Schumer :(
Feelings don't care about your facts