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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here" or "y y y"
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7)You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC.



OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".


Poll

If Men Could Become Pregnant, Would You?

Yes, I love delivering babies!
Noooooo! I'm afraid....
Not sure. I'll ask my LOR

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« Reply #13905 on: February 28, 2021, 10:55:55 AM »
Any suggestions on how I can communicate to Mr. Schumer that I am NOT a supporter and that he should stop sending me daily emails???
Tell him for every email you get you make a donation to the GOP.
Think this will work?




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« Reply #13906 on: February 28, 2021, 10:57:22 AM »
Think this will work?



If it doesn’t then you know he’s a closet Trump supporter.

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« Reply #13907 on: March 01, 2021, 11:19:23 PM »
Did anyone in the heimish world write anything like this?

(Slightly edited from the source:)
Tales of the chasidic matjes
By Larry Yudelson
May 10, 2018

There’s something fishy going on in the kosher herring business.

Two different herring companies are branding their gourmet delicacies with the names and visages of such rabbis as Menachem Mendel of Kotzk.

Yes, you can order the Honey Mustard Sriracha Herring from the Rebbe’s Choice line of premium certified kosher herring. “This sharp and fiery herring is inspired” by the “fiery truth and sharp wit of the rebbe of Kotzk,” according to the Rebbe’s Choice website. Kotzk is only one of six herring flavors in the Rebbe’s Choice product line, which also includes such favorite chasidic masters as Rabbi Levi Yitzchak of Berditchev and Reb Zusha, available at kosher supermarkets, including Teaneck’s Cedar Market.

Most of the 4,000 words on the Kotzker-inspired herring product’s webpage are devoted to the biography and teachings of the Kotzker rebbe, though it does list the ingredients: pickled herring, onions, mayonnaise, sriracha, mustard, sugar, and spices. The Rebbe’s Choice brand of herring was inspired by a magical encounter with flavorful herring that yeshiva student Naftali Engel experienced in the holy city of Tzfat.

Does naming a herring flavor after a chasidic rebbe work in the kosher marketplace? Apparently yes, because one of the old masters of herring has started to play that game. Flaum’s has been selling kosher foods for a century, originally out of a store in Williamsburg. It has announced its own line of rabbinically inspired herring products.

“The Herring of Volozhin” is a nod to the 19th century non-chasidic Lithuanian Talmud scholar, Rav Chaim of Volozhin. The packaging borrows the analytical terminology of Rav Chaim’s talmudic lectures in a way that makes surprisingly little sense, even by the low standard of food marketing: “A Herring that is Gavra and Cheftza — uniting subject and object — with the analytical prowess of Volozhin.”

An analytical herring?

What would the Kotzker rebbe have made of all this?

There’s a line in Dr. Joseph Fox’s 1988 biography that seems relevant. Commenting on Genesis 43:20, describing how the sons of Jacob went down to Egypt for food, the rebbe is said to have asked, in all seriousness: “Is food that important?”

And indeed, Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel titled his study of the Kotzker “A Passion for Truth,” not “A Passion for Herring.”

Yet another saying attributed to the Kotzker is more ambiguous: “You don’t love fish,” he is said to have told a chasid who professed love for the delicacy. “If you loved the fish, you would not have killed it and cooked it on a fire.”
 

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« Reply #13908 on: March 01, 2021, 11:45:28 PM »
Flaum's thankfully abandoned this stupidity (and a desecration of their holy names too), no idea why someone else would pick it up.

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« Reply #13909 on: March 02, 2021, 07:56:45 AM »
If you mix all Jewish social media posts into one, I feel like you'd get something like this:

"Jonathan Pollard spotted in Dubai singing Joey Newcomb's 'Mi Ke'amcha Yisroel' while wearing Bernie Sander's mittens."

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« Reply #13910 on: March 02, 2021, 08:03:09 AM »
If you mix all Jewish social media posts into one, I feel like you'd get something like this:

"Jonathan Pollard spotted in Dubai singing Joey Newcomb's 'Mi Ke'amcha Yisroel' while wearing Bernie Sander's mittens."
You forgot @yidwithsign >:(

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« Reply #13911 on: March 02, 2021, 02:06:39 PM »
Ad placement here a coincidence? I think not!   ;)




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« Reply #13912 on: March 02, 2021, 02:10:03 PM »
Ad placement here a coincidence? I think not!   ;)



Can't think of 2 polar more opposite (public) personas

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« Reply #13913 on: March 02, 2021, 02:10:43 PM »
Ad placement here a coincidence? I think not!   ;)




If you're already going through the trouble of changing your name... Bo Snerdly?? Really?
When you find yourself agreeing with me more often than not, it's time for a cheshbon hanefesh.

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« Reply #13914 on: March 02, 2021, 06:51:18 PM »
If you're already going through the trouble of changing your name... Bo Snerdly?? Really?
Rush called him that.  Rush had more than one Snerdly as his producer over the years.

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« Reply #13915 on: March 03, 2021, 01:52:35 PM »
@Dan @jj1000
There are multiple new users with a chinese website listed under their profile that you may want to check out.

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« Reply #13916 on: March 03, 2021, 06:16:35 PM »
Luggage cart at TLV - insert CC for ILS 10 deposit which you can get credited back if you return the cart.

Luggage cart at JFK - SmarteCarte machine says $6, CC charge is $6 + tax!
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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« Reply #13917 on: March 03, 2021, 07:07:58 PM »
Luggage cart at TLV - insert CC for ILS 10 deposit which you can get credited back if you return the cart.

Luggage cart at JFK - SmarteCarte machine says $6, CC charge is $6 + tax!
And luggage cart at countless other places - free!

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« Reply #13918 on: March 07, 2021, 08:32:40 AM »
@Dan @jj1000
There are multiple new users with a chinese website listed under their profile that you may want to check out.
Tell me more...

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« Reply #13919 on: March 07, 2021, 10:55:53 AM »
Tell me more...
They were taken care of.