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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here" or "y y y"
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7)You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC.



OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".


Poll

If Men Could Become Pregnant, Would You?

Yes, I love delivering babies!
Noooooo! I'm afraid....
Not sure. I'll ask my LOR

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« Reply #14040 on: April 26, 2021, 12:34:32 PM »
Those are B's, not D's. Also, she's referenced her gender and having a husband before. We're not that progressive.
What the heck is a bubby?  ???
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« Reply #14041 on: April 26, 2021, 12:35:31 PM »
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« Reply #14042 on: April 26, 2021, 12:44:31 PM »
Every time I see @yerushabubby's name pop up, I think, "Did she pick that name because she's a bubby living off a yerusha? Does she think her grandchildren look at her in terms of their potential yerusha?" Ultimately, it's probably because she lives in Jerusalem, but it doesn't stop me from thinking that every single time.

ETA for CV: (Yerusha means inheritance.)

Halevai(If only)!!  No, It's because I am a Bubby who is SUPER proud of her Yerushalmi eineklach (grandkiddies)!

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« Reply #14043 on: April 26, 2021, 12:57:28 PM »
@Yapayap@gmail.com your inbox is full so I can't reply to the PM that you sent me. Delete some messages and then pm me again if you want.

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« Reply #14044 on: April 26, 2021, 01:00:04 PM »
@Yapayap@gmail.com your inbox is full so I can't reply to the PM that you sent me. Delete some messages and then pm me again if you want.
Why dont you email him
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« Reply #14045 on: April 26, 2021, 06:05:32 PM »
Something about testicles?

"If my grandmother had had..., she would've been my grandfather."

(Compare:
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« Reply #14046 on: April 26, 2021, 06:16:17 PM »
"Unter a kapote klapt oich a hartz."

(For CV: There's a beating heart under a [rabbinical] frock, too.)
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« Reply #14047 on: April 26, 2021, 06:22:58 PM »
Prank idea (requires access to target's computer):
Take someone's (static) desktop background and make a version of it that's slightly altered.
Create a folder somewhere that won't be noticed with many copies of the normal version
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(This was inspired by trying to choose between very similar images for something.)
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« Reply #14048 on: April 26, 2021, 06:23:02 PM »
Those are B's, not D's. Also, she's referenced her gender and having a husband before. We're not that progressive.

Except when you listen to poem read at an Upsherenish about how this 3 year old will no longer have long hair and is transitioning...
...to become a Jewish boy that wears a yarmulka and tzitzis all the time, and will no longer be mistaken for a pretty young girl.
« Last Edit: April 26, 2021, 06:37:12 PM by ExGingi »
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« Reply #14049 on: April 26, 2021, 06:37:00 PM »
Or you read an ad in the classifieds from a heimish office looking to hire a full-time female
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« Reply #14050 on: April 26, 2021, 06:37:59 PM »
Or you read an ad in the classifieds from a heimish office looking to hire a full-time female

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« Reply #14053 on: April 26, 2021, 07:06:38 PM »
Does 770 have a livestream?

I think it was taken offline due to Covid-19

Though at the time I wasn't home, but rather in my office (770 only serves as my office for צדקה purposes).
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Prank idea (requires access to target's computer):
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Create a folder somewhere that won't be noticed with many copies of the normal version
and a single copy of the altered one. Set their background to a slideshow of that folder.
(This was inspired by trying to choose between very similar images for something.)

In school we took a screenshot and made it take up a full slide in power point and went to slide show mode. The "victim" would then sit there clicking aimlessly trying to figure out why it wasnt working, until we came over to show them.

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« Reply #14056 on: April 27, 2021, 05:15:55 PM »
This year is the 3,333 anniversary of the giving of the Torah.
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« Reply #14057 on: May 04, 2021, 11:06:06 AM »
You'd think someone would've dramatized Kids Speak and/or People Speak by now.
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« Reply #14058 on: May 04, 2021, 11:18:27 AM »
You'd think someone would've dramatized Kids Speak and/or People Speak by now.
The first Kids Speak comic book came out earlier this year.

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« Reply #14059 on: May 04, 2021, 12:19:51 PM »
Doesn't qualify.
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