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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here" or "y y y"
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7)You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC.



OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".


Poll

If Men Could Become Pregnant, Would You?

Yes, I love delivering babies!
Noooooo! I'm afraid....
Not sure. I'll ask my LOR

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« Reply #14120 on: May 14, 2021, 10:51:10 AM »
So I'll be heading to Lakewood for the first time, but thanks to DDF I know what to expect:

Lots of traffic, I'll need to allow for 2 hours to make a left turn.
Really weird zoning and construction, like 3 family houses in the middle of intersections.
Definitely no concerts.
A bunch of girls wandering the streets because they weren't accepted into any schools.
If I head to Tom's River, charcuterie boards everywhere.
Anti vaxxer booklets.
Lots of Chassidim crimping on the OG Lakewoodites' style

What am I missing?

Do you have a passport, Visa and Ishur?

Make sure you have contingent plans in case your flight is diverted.

Doesn't your post belong in the Destination Guides board?
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« Reply #14121 on: May 14, 2021, 10:51:44 AM »
A death wish

Nope, got that right here

So I'll be heading to Lakewood for the first time

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #14122 on: May 14, 2021, 10:51:58 AM »
So I'll be heading to Lakewood for the first time, but thanks to DDF I know what to expect:

Lots of traffic, I'll need to allow for 2 hours to make a left turn.
Really weird zoning and construction, like 3 family houses in the middle of intersections.
Definitely no concerts.
A bunch of girls wandering the streets because they weren't accepted into any schools.
If I head to Tom's River, charcuterie boards everywhere.
Anti vaxxer booklets.
Lots of Chassidim crimping on the OG Lakewoodites' style

What am I missing?
The positive thing that outweighs all the negative ones: YitzyS!

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« Reply #14123 on: May 14, 2021, 10:53:08 AM »
The positive thing that outweighs all the negative ones: YitzyS!

Wait, there are negatives in that list? (ok, I'll grant you girls on the street)

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #14124 on: May 14, 2021, 11:00:01 AM »
So I'll be heading to Lakewood for the first time
I’m surprised

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« Reply #14125 on: May 14, 2021, 11:02:23 AM »

What am I missing?
I need to know where in Lakewood you will be to answer that.
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« Reply #14126 on: May 14, 2021, 11:03:11 AM »
So I'll be heading to Lakewood for the first time, but thanks to DDF I know what to expect:
Ah, I was wondering why I saw these signs popping up!




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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #14127 on: May 14, 2021, 11:04:42 AM »
So I'll be heading to Lakewood for the first time, but thanks to DDF I know what to expect:

Lots of traffic, I'll need to allow for 2 hours to make a left turn.
Really weird zoning and construction, like 3 family houses in the middle of intersections.
Definitely no concerts.
A bunch of girls wandering the streets because they weren't accepted into any schools.
If I head to Tom's River, charcuterie boards everywhere.
Anti vaxxer booklets.
Lots of Chassidim crimping on the OG Lakewoodites' style

What am I missing?
Maybe you should go with me. I had no issues.  :)
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« Reply #14128 on: May 14, 2021, 11:10:53 AM »

What am I missing?

The forest for the trees.

Look out for:
A city filled with lomdei torah, tomchei torah, oskei chesed, mivakshei Hashem and even lots of chassidus.

Enjoy your stay. If you need anything feel free to reach out.

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« Reply #14129 on: May 14, 2021, 11:11:26 AM »
Maybe you should go with me. I had no issues.  :)
Ahh, so that was you pretending to be a rabbi. All makes sense now.

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #14130 on: May 14, 2021, 11:14:20 AM »
So I'll be heading to Lakewood for the first time, but thanks to DDF I know what to expect:

Lots of traffic, I'll need to allow for 2 hours to make a left turn.
Really weird zoning and construction, like 3 family houses in the middle of intersections.
Definitely no concerts.
A bunch of girls wandering the streets because they weren't accepted into any schools.
If I head to Tom's River, charcuterie boards everywhere.
Anti vaxxer booklets.
Lots of Chassidim crimping on the OG Lakewoodites' style

What am I missing?

Evil malls, despotic vaads, rigged elections, and KKK lynchings in Jackson?

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« Reply #14131 on: May 14, 2021, 11:14:40 AM »
Maybe you should go with me. I had no issues.  :)

I'd be glad to! Did you ever go to the Ohel with @Freddie?

The forest for the trees.

Look out for:
A city filled with lomdei torah, tomchei torah, oskei chesed, mivakshei Hashem and even lots of chassidus.

Enjoy your stay. If you need anything feel free to reach out.

Thank you!

Please refer to my signature. None of the things I listed are things I would criticize Lakewood over (I've never even been!), but rather things I have read Lakewood residents speak about on this forum.

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« Reply #14132 on: May 14, 2021, 11:14:49 AM »
Maybe you should go with me. I had no issues.  :)
That is because there was someone with a hatchet to make sure nobody was influenced by a Blackhawks fan.
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« Reply #14133 on: May 14, 2021, 11:18:09 AM »
Ahh, so that was you pretending to be a rabbi. All makes sense now.
He's not pretending. I personally gave him semicha.

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« Reply #14134 on: May 14, 2021, 02:38:12 PM »
I'd be glad to! Did you ever go to the Ohel with @Freddie?
Still on the list.  :-[
Where is @Freddie
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« Reply #14135 on: May 14, 2021, 02:39:10 PM »
here.

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« Reply #14136 on: May 14, 2021, 02:39:41 PM »
Ahh, so that was you pretending to be a rabbi. All makes sense now.
No I was the one doing slave labor for the residents.  >:( >:( >:(
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« Reply #14137 on: May 14, 2021, 02:40:10 PM »
here.
Wrong response. That is for LMS thread.  :)
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« Reply #14138 on: May 14, 2021, 02:47:08 PM »
i forgot about that thread. how are you doing, CV?

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« Reply #14139 on: May 14, 2021, 02:56:37 PM »
i forgot about that thread. how are you doing, CV?
Great and hopefully we can meet up again in the near future.
Things going alright with you and the family?
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