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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here" or "y y y"
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7)You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC.



OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".


Poll

If Men Could Become Pregnant, Would You?

Yes, I love delivering babies!
Noooooo! I'm afraid....
Not sure. I'll ask my LOR

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#Metoo

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You know the kinds of jokes that are not really funny but you post them anyways because you think it makes you look smart...
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Just noticed Amazon's new banners on the homepage. Sounds like they want to convince you that it's a positive thing that they're taking over the world :)












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« Reply #14269 on: July 15, 2021, 07:36:30 AM »
Funny want to take that thread off topic, but...

If you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life.

The more you love something the more you'll work on/at/for it. See also marriage, parenting, etc. And applies to occupation, if you're doing a 9-5 you hate just to get paid, you will put the minimum work in to get the paycheck. If you love the work, you'll spend more time and invest more effort etc.

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Are there actually 999 or is the counter stuck at 999 and there are really more?
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« Reply #14272 on: July 15, 2021, 01:29:33 PM »
Is there a frumkeit Turing test? 
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« Reply #14273 on: July 15, 2021, 01:41:52 PM »
Hell yeah!! How to make chulent. If meat is omitted...

I always thought the use of the word kiruv was a Chabad Turing test, but today I saw someone who I know is Chabad from birth using the word unironically and I'm shook.

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« Reply #14274 on: July 15, 2021, 01:48:43 PM »
I always thought the use of the word kiruv was a Chabad Turing test, but today I saw someone who I know is Chabad from birth using the word unironically and I'm shook.

ExGingi doesn't pass the cholent test and he's frummer than me, so I guess there are exceptions to these things.
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« Reply #14277 on: July 15, 2021, 02:52:25 PM »
But how hard would it be for a malicious actor to eavesdrop here a bit, pick up the lingo, and fool you into thinking they're frum?  Much easier I think than IRL, because here conversations are asynchronous, allowing plenty of time for research before one responds.

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