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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here" or "y y y"
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7)You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC.



OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".


Poll

If Men Could Become Pregnant, Would You?

Yes, I love delivering babies!
Noooooo! I'm afraid....
Not sure. I'll ask my LOR

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #14880 on: March 11, 2022, 04:14:14 AM »
“I am not suicidal. If anything happens to me in there, I did not do it.”
Jussie Smollett after being sentenced to 150 days in jail & 30 months probation.

if hes not suicidal why did he slip a noose over his head?

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« Reply #14881 on: March 13, 2022, 09:34:33 PM »
Not going to take the other thread OT.
I’m aware. The concern is for the 97% of readers here that don’t need to hear these things and let it slide as if it’s ok to talk about another frum yid like that
If you want to jump on someone for calling names check out this thread: https://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=127710.0

Also if you want to call me out (rightfully so) make it about anyone and not just about a Jew. Otherwise it is the all about "me" again. And maybe not do to me what you accused me of doing?

@Yef

Either way I blame @YitzyS for starting it.  :)
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« Reply #14882 on: March 13, 2022, 09:37:49 PM »
Either way I blame @YitzyS for starting it.  :)
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« Reply #14883 on: March 13, 2022, 09:39:06 PM »
Do you still Like him ? That’s all that Counts.
Yes and the only thing that Counts is likes and I have feed his kids very well.
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« Reply #14884 on: March 13, 2022, 09:40:46 PM »
I'm done. I don't think I'm convincing anyone, just didn't think it was fair to leave it unchallenged.

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« Reply #14885 on: March 15, 2022, 01:01:28 PM »
Just dialed NYS Dept of Taxation to ask about a bill I see online, but can't see the details.

After going through the IVR menu: Your wait time is between 74 and 84 minutes.
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« Reply #14886 on: March 16, 2022, 11:56:05 AM »
@YitzyS new (current) avatar is really confusing.



On the one hand has the colors of the Ukrainian flag, and the writing begins with a capital Y (as in Україна) but then hidden smack in the middle is that z (even though it's not capitalized) which is the battle cry/emblem of the Russian special operation in Ukraine. And at the end is what might be a stylized S (which is stylized as a cropped swastika, or deformed SS insignia) which is obviously a hint at the Nazification of Ukraine (or is it maybe a hint at some imaginary Seresh?).

So which one is it? What is the message he is trying to bring across (or confuse us with)?
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« Reply #14887 on: March 16, 2022, 12:53:29 PM »
@YitzyS new (current) avatar is really confusing.



On the one hand has the colors of the Ukrainian flag, and the writing begins with a capital Y (as in Україна) but then hidden smack in the middle is that z (even though it's not capitalized) which is the battle cry/emblem of the Russian special operation in Ukraine. And at the end is what might be a stylized S (which is stylized as a cropped swastika, or deformed SS insignia) which is obviously a hint at the Nazification of Ukraine (or is it maybe a hint at some imaginary Seresh?).

So which one is it? What is the message he is trying to bring across (or confuse us with)?
What someone can think of in 74 minutes on hold...  :P

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« Reply #14888 on: March 16, 2022, 12:57:46 PM »
What someone can think of in 74 minutes on hold...  :P

Wrong, this was something I thought of during my 2 minute walk from my home to my office this morning (pros of where I live).

The 74 minutes on hold were used much more productively (Mincha, Lunch, and some work). Though I must say I would gladly spend multiple 74 minute periods to save $500 each.
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« Reply #14889 on: March 16, 2022, 01:01:01 PM »
News Flash: Ukraine war gets knocked off front page of DDF with DST dilemma!!!
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« Reply #14890 on: March 16, 2022, 01:02:46 PM »
News Flash: Ukraine war gets knocked off front page of DDF with DST dilemma!!!

After all, Ukraine was is getting some tehillim here and there. DST brought the entire Jewish world to a day of fast and selichos! Unlike in Haman's times where the Jews had 11 months, we have about 19 months to cancel the decree.
« Last Edit: March 16, 2022, 01:07:39 PM by ExGingi »
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« Reply #14891 on: March 16, 2022, 01:03:08 PM »
Wrong, this was something I thought of during my 2 minute walk from my home to my office this morning (pros of where I live).
Zero minute walk, office is my bed.
Though I must say I would gladly spend multiple 74 minute periods to save $500 each.
What did I miss?
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« Reply #14892 on: March 16, 2022, 01:06:35 PM »
What did I miss?

Not scalable, and not portable. Was on hold with NYS Dept of taxation and got a penalty waived. I am assuming that I am not the only one calling about a similar penalty, which was brought about by a discrepancy between Federal 2020 tax filing extended to Feb. 15th, 2022 due to Hurricane Ida, while the state only extended to December 15th 2021.
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« Reply #14893 on: March 17, 2022, 12:58:32 AM »
When I don't understand my own posts pun.. is it Purim or something?
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« Reply #14895 on: March 23, 2022, 09:52:26 PM »
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« Reply #14896 on: March 27, 2022, 02:56:00 AM »
What's the oldest post in your Updated Topics? (Mine is from May 09, 2021.)
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« Reply #14897 on: March 27, 2022, 04:10:58 AM »
Anyone remember this guy? He still comments on TLS occasionally.
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« Reply #14898 on: March 27, 2022, 11:20:08 PM »
I know now very few here watch the Oscars, but I never seen this. Will Smith got up from the audience and went on stage to slap Chris Rock for making a joke about his wife. Then went on a tirade but the sound was off. At first you thought it was fake, but it wasn't.
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« Reply #14899 on: March 27, 2022, 11:40:06 PM »
I know now very few here watch the Oscars
Thank goodness