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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here" or "y y y"
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7)You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC.



OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".


Poll

If Men Could Become Pregnant, Would You?

Yes, I love delivering babies!
Noooooo! I'm afraid....
Not sure. I'll ask my LOR

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« Reply #15260 on: September 11, 2022, 12:53:38 PM »
reminds me of the time i was collecting for a certain cause and the guy told me to charge him $500. i asked him if he was joking to which he answered "i dont joke about money" in a very serious voice. mi k'amcha yisroel!
Quick road to bankruptcy like that when these collector buses roll up to town. Would cost $10,000 to daven shachris...
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« Reply #15261 on: September 11, 2022, 12:58:32 PM »
Quick road to bankruptcy like that when these collector buses roll up to town. Would cost $10,000 to daven shachris...
nah... i checked up on him afterwards. he's a lawyer.

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« Reply #15262 on: September 11, 2022, 01:02:42 PM »
1. You don't need a zip code for those machines AFAIK.
2. Where is 41111?
"Tried" typing in. 44111
Who knows why someone would do that, but seems more plausible than him entering a large random number.

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« Reply #15263 on: September 11, 2022, 01:27:17 PM »
"Tried" typing in. 44111
Who knows why someone would do that, but seems more plausible than him entering a large random number.
No Jews live in that zip.
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« Reply #15264 on: September 11, 2022, 02:37:49 PM »
Quick road to bankruptcy like that when these collector buses roll up to town.

You learn to give singles and quarters, looks like a new phenomenon to you. Listen, with all your promoting CLE, dozens of collectors is a natural by-product of a loaded Jewish neighborhood.

Would cost $10,000 to daven shachris...

There is a very old joke "When a yid is caught davening in Soviet Russia it costs him $50 fine, when a yid is caught davening in Rodney it costs him $100".

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« Reply #15265 on: September 12, 2022, 04:33:58 PM »
The latest wave of yetzer hara attacks on a global scale is to distract everyone with the restaurant and the NYT. On erev yom hadin everyone is so busy hocking about this or that. Sigh.
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« Reply #15266 on: September 14, 2022, 11:21:22 AM »
Samsung Chat closed the chat in the middle
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« Reply #15267 on: September 14, 2022, 02:05:59 PM »
Samsung Chat closed the chat in the middle
They saw the hoe and got scared.
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« Reply #15268 on: September 14, 2022, 02:07:50 PM »
They saw the hoe and got scared.

Post in the Chassidim can't function in society without English thread

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« Reply #15269 on: September 14, 2022, 02:09:18 PM »
Post in the Chassidim can't function in society without English thread

So people would suspect me of supporting Yaffed?
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« Reply #15271 on: September 14, 2022, 02:18:01 PM »
Where's that shemittah ad?

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« Reply #15272 on: September 14, 2022, 02:40:40 PM »
They saw the hoe and got scared.
Was using my computer, no auto-correct :(
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Was using my computer, no auto-correct :(
Enable Chrome enhanced auto-correct?
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« Reply #15274 on: September 14, 2022, 02:51:26 PM »
Enable Chrome enhanced auto-correct?
Where do i fine that?
I see Enhanced Spell check, but no Auto-correct
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« Reply #15275 on: September 14, 2022, 08:16:34 PM »
I forgot how much I hate Y
 Or I am really spoiled. And I didn't even take off yet :(

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« Reply #15277 on: September 14, 2022, 08:53:10 PM »
I forgot how much I hate Y
 Or I am really spoiled. And I didn't even take off yet :(

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« Reply #15278 on: September 16, 2022, 11:35:51 AM »
Standardized tests are racist an unfair but are the best thing since sliced bread when they support my point of view.  :)
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« Reply #15279 on: September 17, 2022, 09:35:16 PM »
Avinoam Fraenkel's Book The Introduction To Kabbalah has been a life changer for me.
IMHO it should be required curriculum in all Yeshivos and should count for infinitely more credits than some of the other utterly useless things they teach. All the while expecting underfed and fatigued teenage brains to sit quietly and take notes on the very things that they are taught the rest of the day have no intrinsic value but are rather a means to an end, while it's very clear to them that there the knowledge they are being imparted is of no other means than to obtain their diplomas. (Of course it's technically the right thing to do, but it's not very realistic.)