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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here" or "y y y"
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7)You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC.



OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".


Poll

If Men Could Become Pregnant, Would You?

Yes, I love delivering babies!
Noooooo! I'm afraid....
Not sure. I'll ask my LOR

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« Reply #15561 on: December 05, 2022, 01:14:56 PM »
Last week I heard a great new answer to the well-known question of the Beis Yosef on Chanukah:

Why is Chanukah 8 days and not 7? Because covid.

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« Reply #15562 on: December 05, 2022, 08:30:40 PM »
For a million dollars I would not touch that one.  :-X
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« Reply #15563 on: December 06, 2022, 04:05:44 AM »
Spot the error:
He delivered WHAT!?  :o
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« Reply #15564 on: December 06, 2022, 02:08:30 PM »
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« Reply #15565 on: December 06, 2022, 06:12:34 PM »
My mother told me she saw a deal for 180,000 points sign up bonus for the ink card. I said it’s not possible. If it’s not on dansdeals it’s fake. But lo and behold she sent a link to another deals website that said “180,000 points for the unlimited and cash card! Highest ever!”
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« Reply #15566 on: December 06, 2022, 06:41:06 PM »
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I can see the new shmiras halashon campaign now.... "You reap what you SOW (share/see on WA)"
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« Reply #15567 on: December 07, 2022, 09:33:28 AM »
Spotted this in an MSI laptop review.


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« Reply #15568 on: December 07, 2022, 11:41:09 PM »
It’s amazing how I bump into users that I’ve never seen before and , thinking they’re new, I find out they’ve been here for years and we’ve never crossed paths!

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« Reply #15569 on: December 08, 2022, 12:18:52 AM »
It’s amazing how I bump into users that I’ve never seen before and , thinking they’re new, I find out they’ve been here for years and we’ve never crossed paths!

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« Reply #15570 on: December 08, 2022, 08:47:20 AM »
It’s amazing how I bump into users that I’ve never seen before and , thinking they’re new, I find out they’ve been here for years and we’ve never crossed paths!

Hi @tov hashem 👋!
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« Reply #15571 on: December 08, 2022, 09:08:21 AM »
BTW Dan made 1 in Boro park and the next night in monsey and I was by both.
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« Reply #15572 on: December 08, 2022, 11:07:04 AM »
Saw this and had to post. Almost a reflex.
"True story: Before we got married I made my wife agree that if a zombie apocalypse ever breaks out and I'm bitten and I turn into a zombie, she's not allowed to kill me. There will be no moment when she (tearfully, I would hope) aims a shotgun or rifle at my head and blows my brains out. Instead I insisted she trap me, lock me in a closet, shackle me to a pipe, dig a pit and trick me into falling into it—anything she could do to neutralize me as a threat besides killing me.

(Don't worry, I didn't make it a part of our wedding vows or anything. I'm not a weirdo! I just made her promise. Solemnly. On multiple occasions.)

My reasoning is that there might someday be a cure for zombieism, and wouldn't she feel bad if she splattered my brains all over the wall only to find out a day later that a quick jab from the doctor would have set me right?"

From here: https://www.pcgamer.com/this-new-strategy-base-building-game-has-a-twist-cure-the-zombie-hordes-instead-of-killing-them/
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« Reply #15573 on: December 08, 2022, 01:03:37 PM »
Saw this and had to post. Almost a reflex.
"True story: Before we got married I made my wife agree that if a zombie apocalypse ever breaks out and I'm bitten and I turn into a zombie, she's not allowed to kill me. There will be no moment when she (tearfully, I would hope) aims a shotgun or rifle at my head and blows my brains out. Instead I insisted she trap me, lock me in a closet, shackle me to a pipe, dig a pit and trick me into falling into it—anything she could do to neutralize me as a threat besides killing me.

(Don't worry, I didn't make it a part of our wedding vows or anything. I'm not a weirdo! I just made her promise. Solemnly. On multiple occasions.)

My reasoning is that there might someday be a cure for zombieism, and wouldn't she feel bad if she splattered my brains all over the wall only to find out a day later that a quick jab from the doctor would have set me right?"

From here: https://www.pcgamer.com/this-new-strategy-base-building-game-has-a-twist-cure-the-zombie-hordes-instead-of-killing-them/
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Do you want to play a board game, digitally or in Lakewood NJ? PM me. (Can be asynchronous, i.e. take turns whenever)

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« Reply #15575 on: December 12, 2022, 04:08:48 AM »
Wow ddf gets really quiet at night and @Dan your up Late tonight

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« Reply #15576 on: December 12, 2022, 04:53:49 AM »
Wow ddf gets really quiet at night and @Dan your up Late tonight
Well I'm up early, but I don't get on here till at least 11AM. (It's now 12PM, just about).
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Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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« Reply #15578 on: December 12, 2022, 06:53:26 PM »
Is it #EveryoneOnTheInternetIsANuclearPhysicist o'clock yet?

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I think the real crime here is using TPG's valuations


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