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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here" or "y y y"
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7)You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC.



OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".


Poll

If Men Could Become Pregnant, Would You?

Yes, I love delivering babies!
Noooooo! I'm afraid....
Not sure. I'll ask my LOR

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« Reply #15802 on: February 06, 2023, 12:20:37 PM »
The repeated mention on the Open Season thread of "a random Jew in Miami" made me think of this story with my grandfather:

https://www.chabad.org/therebbe/livingtorah/player_cdo/aid/3706101/jewish/The-Full-Picture.htm
Amazing.
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« Reply #15808 on: February 07, 2023, 08:06:33 AM »
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First I didn’t know what was worse: being eaten alive by ravenous brain dead cannibals, or being partially eaten and infected with this virus or whatever, slowly dying only to rise and stalk my friends and family. I had no idea how much worse it could be. I’m fully conscious, aware of every moment, but trapped in a body completely taken over by a primal drive to consume living flesh while my mind screams in agony, feeling every deterioration as my body rots away.

And the horrors I saw before I died have completely left me, replaced by the infinite terrors I have witnessed firsthand as my possessed body has run down victim after victim. Their horrified screams and the splashing of their blood still echo in my mind. I can still TASTE it. I’d throw up if my brain stem had any control over my digestive tract. I’ve had to watch paralyzed, like a helpless observer in a movie watching the monster through security monitors but unable to warn the stalked prey. I can see through my own eyes, but I can’t blink. I can’t look away. I fight desperately to hold my weathered, bony hands down at my side but I can only watch them rise up to strike and grab and claw.

I try to scream or cry out, even to bellow in the darkness so as to give away my position before my shell of a body can sneak up on them. Once I was able to manage a barely audible “Mrh?” but it only lured a concerned citizen closer. I wept as my body devoured them, their screams turning to cries for help, then cries for mercy, then soft gurgling, then silence.

I’m a prisoner. I’m forced to endure mental tortures no human psyche can withstand without fracturing and splintering. I see endless mutilations, death, and dismemberment. I feel my own body as it absorbs gunshots, stab wounds, even fire. I pray that someday someone is able to fight back, to win, to destroy my neural cortex and with it any danger my body might pose to the world. I simultaneously fear that it won’t be enough to set me free; that the only thing worse than being stuck in a rotting cannibal’s body would be to be stuck in a dead shell, only the ground or sky to look at, for as long as it takes me to be buried or burned or rotted away.

But the worst part of all of this, the worst part of the blind terror in their eyes and the emotionless milky clouding in mine, the worst part of their screams and my reflexive groans, the worst part of the taste of human flesh and muscle and bone and offal, is that deep down…

I’m starting to like it.

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« Reply #15809 on: February 07, 2023, 08:09:38 AM »
@mevinyavin is what happens if a lab creates a kid from @Randomex and @Yehuda57.
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« Reply #15810 on: February 07, 2023, 08:14:16 AM »
@mevinyavin is what happens if a lab creates a kid from @Randomex and @Yehuda57.
No, because Rav Berkowitz told me that you are not allowed to create kids in a lab  ;D

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« Reply #15811 on: February 07, 2023, 08:17:07 AM »
@mevinyavin is what happens if a lab creates a kid from @Randomex and @Yehuda57.
No, because Rav Berkowitz told me that you are not allowed to create kids in a lab  ;D

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« Reply #15812 on: February 07, 2023, 09:26:50 AM »
@mevinyavin is what happens if a lab creates a kid from @Randomex and @Yehuda57.

Who is the meivin and who is the yavin?

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« Reply #15813 on: February 07, 2023, 04:27:56 PM »
Anyone have a pet that they sell for Pesach and wants to talk to an excellent WSJ reporter about it for their page 1 lighthearted story section?
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« Reply #15814 on: February 07, 2023, 04:33:05 PM »
Anyone have a pet that they sell for Pesach... ?
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« Reply #15815 on: February 08, 2023, 03:18:12 AM »
Say what?
Pesach is the hebrew word for Passover.

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They do a good job with the email subject

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« Reply #15818 on: February 08, 2023, 11:39:31 AM »
Who is the meivin and who is the yavin?
The second question is obvious. ONLY the meivin can be the yavin.
As for who is the meivin? Ask the yavin - no one else will tell you.
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« Reply #15819 on: February 08, 2023, 11:53:49 AM »
Quote from: mevinyavin link=topic=18685.msg2682507#msg2682507

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A reference to this:

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