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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here" or "y y y"
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7)You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC.



OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".


Poll

If Men Could Become Pregnant, Would You?

Yes, I love delivering babies!
Noooooo! I'm afraid....
Not sure. I'll ask my LOR

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« Reply #16940 on: June 07, 2024, 12:37:46 PM »
https://monseyscoop.com/shocking-revelation-longtime-new-square-shabbos-goy-fired-after-revealing-he-is-jewish/

Reminds me of the legend of the "goy" who comes into the house, turns on the AC and on his way out says, "Amirah l'nochri iz nisht azoi poshut."

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« Reply #16941 on: June 07, 2024, 12:43:18 PM »
https://monseyscoop.com/shocking-revelation-longtime-new-square-shabbos-goy-fired-after-revealing-he-is-jewish/
Btw, story is not so accurate. He was relieved of his Shabbos duties, he still works for them during the week.

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« Reply #16942 on: June 07, 2024, 12:49:48 PM »
Btw, story is not so accurate. He was relieved of his Shabbos duties, he still works for them during the week.

Yeah but "Jewish town fires Jew after discovering he's Jewish" is more dramatic.
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« Reply #16943 on: June 07, 2024, 12:53:28 PM »
Yeah but "Jewish town fires Jew after discovering he's Jewish" is more dramatic.

One heck of a discrimination suit. "Judge, I was fired when they heard I was Jewish."
"I see, they KKK?"
"No, Jews."
"...."

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« Reply #16944 on: June 07, 2024, 12:54:59 PM »
Yeah but "Jewish town fires Jew after discovering he's Jewish" is more dramatic.
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« Reply #16945 on: June 07, 2024, 12:56:46 PM »
Yeah but "Jewish town fires Jew after discovering he's Jewish" is more dramatic.
Just be happy they didn't find a way to bring tunnels into it.
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« Reply #16946 on: June 07, 2024, 01:40:43 PM »
Reminds me of the legend of the "goy" who comes into the house, turns on the AC and on his way out says, "Amirah l'nochri iz nisht azoi poshut."

True story. A heimish OTD guy from a known fun character family was called in on shabbos to turn on the AC by a simcha. They told him it's hot and hinted that they wanted the AC on, he played with them for a while as if he doesn't get what they want. When one person lost patience and told him "nu, turn on the ac", he responded "nu, Amirah L'akum!"

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« Reply #16947 on: June 07, 2024, 01:54:37 PM »
We once needed some lights turned on in our Shul.
So someone stopped a passersby, and asked him: funny question, are you Jewish? He replied, nope, but my wife and kids are!
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« Reply #16948 on: June 07, 2024, 05:37:32 PM »
There was a driver that cut me off by an intersection (Lakewood traffic...). Upsetting but ok.
Then I see the person opens the driver door and a can drops out while waiting in front of me by a red light. Looked like on purpose to me. That gets me angryish since now I just think the person is lacking in basic middos.
I wanted to take the can and tape it to the car. Alas I don't have the guts to do it.

I'm not in the best of moods today...

ETA video https://streamable.com/ehphze (only hosted for 48 hours)
20 seconds in is the cutoff. 107 in for littering
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« Reply #16949 on: June 07, 2024, 05:40:10 PM »
There was a driver that cut me off by an intersection (Lakewood traffic...). Upsetting but ok.
Then I see the person opens the driver door and a can drops out while waiting in front of me by a red light. Looked like on purpose to me. That gets me angryish since now I just think the person is lacking in basic middos.
I wanted to take the can and tape it to the car. Alas I don't have the guts to do it.

I'm not in the best of moods today...
did you by any chance have this experience in Monsey or Lakewood? welcome to the club

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« Reply #16950 on: June 08, 2024, 10:03:16 PM »
ETA video https://streamable.com/ehphze (only hosted for 48 hours)
20 seconds in is the cutoff. 107 in for littering
Apparently less then 48
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« Reply #16951 on: June 09, 2024, 01:06:33 PM »
One heck of a discrimination suit. "Judge, I was fired when they heard I was Jewish."
"I see, they KKK?"
"No, Jews."
"...."

Like the guy who called a car service to go to the hospital on Shabbos, and asked for a non-Jewish driver. When he gets into the car, he hears the dispatch asking the driver "did you pick up the antisemites yet?"

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« Reply #16952 on: June 09, 2024, 02:47:03 PM »
An OTD guy walked into McDonald's. He asked the cashier for a BigMac in a Mezonos roll.
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« Reply #16953 on: June 09, 2024, 03:36:39 PM »
An OTD guy made a brocha by mistake but he quickly caught himself and said ברוך שם כבוד מלכותו לעולם ועד.
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« Reply #16954 on: June 09, 2024, 04:07:56 PM »
Like the guy who called a car service to go to the hospital on Shabbos, and asked for a non-Jewish driver. When he gets into the car, he hears the dispatch asking the driver "did you pick up the antisemites yet?"
IINM, this actually happened.
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« Reply #16955 on: June 09, 2024, 08:42:57 PM »
I can never forget listening to this when I was younger! This was the funniest tape of my childhood, until my mother heard parts of it and banned it in my house...

(The Goy on Shabbos part starts at the 6 minute mark)


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« Reply #16956 on: June 09, 2024, 08:45:33 PM »
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I'm guessing this is Country Yossi's Classic Calls
He redoes it in ride again in middle of the song "Shabbos Goy".
Small people talk about other people.
Average people talk about things
BIG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.

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« Reply #16957 on: June 09, 2024, 08:48:45 PM »
I'm guessing this is Country Yossi's Classic Calls
Yup!

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« Reply #16958 on: June 09, 2024, 08:51:24 PM »
He redoes it in ride again in middle of the song "Shabbos Goy".
Just searched this. Never heard it before. Nice!

 

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« Reply #16959 on: June 09, 2024, 11:19:32 PM »
I'm guessing this is Country Yossi's Classic Calls
He redoes it in ride again in middle of the song "Shabbos Goy".

(Track 12 of Classic Calls.)
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