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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here" or "y y y"
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7)You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC.



OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".


Poll

If Men Could Become Pregnant, Would You?

Yes, I love delivering babies!
Noooooo! I'm afraid....
Not sure. I'll ask my LOR

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« Reply #17301 on: December 01, 2024, 10:54:49 AM »
Google the word askew

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« Reply #17302 on: December 03, 2024, 08:37:31 PM »
What price would be considered a "deal" for a brand new/open box bugaboo dragonfly?
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« Reply #17303 on: December 10, 2024, 08:43:00 PM »
interesting that there was basically no discussion on the forums about the united healthcare CEO murder

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« Reply #17304 on: December 10, 2024, 08:50:01 PM »
interesting that there was basically no discussion on the forums about the united healthcare CEO murder
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« Reply #17306 on: December 10, 2024, 10:09:30 PM »
We've long toyed with the idea of a blanket ban on "username checks out" posts, because 99% off them are mind-numbingly unfunny. But we haven't because

a. this isn't Soviet Russia, if you want to make an unfunny joke feel free to knock yourself out, and

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« Reply #17307 on: December 11, 2024, 12:12:32 AM »
We've long toyed with the idea of a blanket ban on "username checks out" posts, because 99% off them are mind-numbingly unfunny. But we haven't because

a. this isn't Soviet Russia, if you want to make an unfunny joke feel free to knock yourself out, and

b. every now and then a gem like this comes along and makes it all worth it.

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« Reply #17308 on: December 11, 2024, 12:24:33 AM »
*Nervously searches "username checks out" by user: "Yehuda57"*
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#FakeNews!

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« Reply #17309 on: December 11, 2024, 12:29:37 AM »
*Nervously searches "username checks out" by user: "Yehuda57"*
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Just went through mine. I think they were all warranted. Though only 1 SF haskama IINM

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« Reply #17310 on: December 11, 2024, 12:31:18 AM »
#FakeNews!

Ha! I even double checked, took a screenshot, and was about to blame the search function. As I was cropping the screenshot I noticed that entry which wasn't clear as no body text showed up in the search results

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« Reply #17311 on: December 11, 2024, 12:36:43 AM »
Ha! I even double checked, took a screenshot, and was about to blame the search function. As I was cropping the screenshot I noticed that entry which wasn't clear as no body text showed up in the search results
It's still a 50 percent success rate as per SF, so you're all good in my books.

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« Reply #17312 on: December 11, 2024, 12:55:06 AM »
We've long toyed with the idea of a blanket ban on "username checks out" posts, because 99% off them are mind-numbingly unfunny. But we haven't because

a. this isn't Soviet Russia, if you want to make an unfunny joke feel free to knock yourself out, and

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or this 😉
Finally one that actually works lol

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« Reply #17313 on: December 11, 2024, 03:06:16 AM »
or this 😉

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Password, Avatar, and Username go into a store. Password and Avatar are shoplifters, so they take their groceries and sneak out. What does Username do before he leaves?

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« Reply #17315 on: December 12, 2024, 08:11:31 PM »
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« Reply #17316 on: December 12, 2024, 08:49:02 PM »
Can't remember the last time waiting close to 4 hours on hold and someone actually answered!

What's the chances DOGE improves hold times? ;D
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« Reply #17317 on: December 12, 2024, 09:39:57 PM »
Can't remember the last time waiting close to 4 hours on hold and someone actually answered!

What's the chances DOGE improves hold times? ;D
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Abstract art is in style these days.

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« Reply #17319 on: December 12, 2024, 10:05:04 PM »
Abstract art is in style these days.

Lol, I went to a desktop just to make sense of it. Just shows how life is a matter of having the right tools to see things correctly.
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