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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here" or "y y y"
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7)You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC.



OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".


Poll

If Men Could Become Pregnant, Would You?

Yes, I love delivering babies!
Noooooo! I'm afraid....
Not sure. I'll ask my LOR

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« Reply #6700 on: February 23, 2015, 08:35:54 PM »
I absolutely do.


He has ADD, OCD, PED, ANXIETY etc. And he forgot to take his pills yesterday and he went nuts.......... I thinks we should tell his siblings that they should make sure he takes his pills timely and daily because it affects all of us here 8) 8)
Wow, you are very knowledgeable.
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« Reply #6701 on: February 23, 2015, 08:37:07 PM »
Wow, you are very knowledgeable.
I am. But thanks for the compliment

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« Reply #6702 on: February 23, 2015, 08:38:07 PM »
I am. But thanks for the compliment
And humble, I see
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« Reply #6703 on: February 23, 2015, 08:47:46 PM »
I am. But thanks for the compliment
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« Reply #6704 on: February 23, 2015, 08:59:16 PM »
You I love!!! This avrumie7 is a crazy BMG dude :(
And how do you know I'm not?

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« Reply #6705 on: February 23, 2015, 09:54:45 PM »
it seems like you're also a BMG dude
I am a BIG fan.
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« Reply #6706 on: February 23, 2015, 10:08:12 PM »


It seems you have something against BMG.
FTFY
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« Reply #6707 on: February 23, 2015, 10:19:06 PM »
I wonder what people who type "u" instead of "you" do with all their free time.

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« Reply #6708 on: February 23, 2015, 10:25:28 PM »
Lol
How about a BMG DO?
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« Reply #6709 on: February 24, 2015, 02:22:16 AM »
How about a BMG DO?
Milts>BMG>Shallots
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« Reply #6710 on: February 24, 2015, 03:01:19 AM »
@7-11, practice what you preach.

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« Reply #6711 on: February 24, 2015, 07:54:46 AM »
Am I invited?  :P
Everyone is! BMG rocks!
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« Reply #6712 on: February 24, 2015, 12:33:56 PM »
So Al is all about the $$. Who would've imagined ? ::)

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« Reply #6713 on: February 24, 2015, 03:36:36 PM »
Chase Banker: I see you have a large credit limit on your Freedom card
Me: Yes, I do
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« Reply #6714 on: February 24, 2015, 08:53:10 PM »
@avromie7 did you take your desired pill's already?


Ah! just kidding!!!

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« Reply #6715 on: February 25, 2015, 07:49:58 PM »
Seņor, during the past 2 1/2  you spent 3,790 hours and 38 minutes on DDF.

You know what you missed? Even with a minimum wage job you could've been now with $30,325 ahead!

And that's before the popcorn expense.
Lady: Do you smoke?
Guy: Yes I do. 
Lady: How many packs a day?
Guy: 3 packs.
Lady: How much per pack?
Guy: $10.00 per pack.
Lady: And how long have you been smoking? 
Guy: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack is $10.00 and you have been smoking 3 packs a day which puts your spending per month at $900. In 1 year, it would have been $10,800. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: If 1 year you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending total at $162,000. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: Do you know if you hadn't smoke, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have by now bought a Ferrari?
Guy: Oh. Do you smoke?
Lady: No.Guy: Then where's your Ferrari?

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« Reply #6716 on: February 25, 2015, 07:54:40 PM »

Lady: So 1 pack is $10.00 and you have been smoking 3 packs a day which puts your spending per month at $900. In 1 year, it would have been $10,800. Correct?
Guy: Correct.


Thats how they catch those "guys" that live in those "Zip codes" saying they only earn $11,000 a year! Just follow their smoking pattern...
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« Reply #6717 on: February 25, 2015, 07:54:49 PM »
Lady: Do you smoke?
Guy: Yes I do.
Lady: How many packs a day?
Guy: 3 packs.
Lady: How much per pack?
Guy: $10.00 per pack.
Lady: And how long have you been smoking?
Guy: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack is $10.00 and you have been smoking 3 packs a day which puts your spending per month at $900. In 1 year, it would have been $10,800. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: If 1 year you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending total at $162,000. Correct?
Guy: Correct.
Lady: Do you know if you hadn't smoke, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have by now bought a Ferrari?
Guy: Oh. Do you smoke?
Lady: No.Guy: Then where's your Ferrari?
Oldie but still good.

Reminds me of:

Lady: You know smoking is really unhealthy.
Guy: Well, you know my grandpa lived to be 98.
Lady: Did he smoke?
Guy: No, he minded is own G-d damn business.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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« Reply #6718 on: February 26, 2015, 11:31:25 AM »
Is dansdeals.com and the forum backed up someplace על כל צרה שלא תבוא?

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« Reply #6719 on: February 28, 2015, 08:10:58 PM »
How have I gone 30 years without owning a letter opener?
I don't think there's a bigger pleasure that can be had for under $2.
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