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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here" or "y y y"
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7)You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC.



OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".


Poll

If Men Could Become Pregnant, Would You?

Yes, I love delivering babies!
Noooooo! I'm afraid....
Not sure. I'll ask my LOR

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #9860 on: April 11, 2016, 02:31:49 PM »
The post that can be inserted into any discussion thread:
Lol.
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« Reply #9861 on: April 11, 2016, 03:55:11 PM »
^^^

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #9862 on: April 11, 2016, 05:23:40 PM »
Lol-azo

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #9863 on: April 12, 2016, 12:09:51 AM »
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« Reply #9864 on: April 12, 2016, 12:13:25 AM »

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #9866 on: April 12, 2016, 12:18:27 AM »
And your point is?
That it's $20 now?
Who do you think you are fooling? You think you are going to pull a quick one on your Creator? Good luck with that.
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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #9867 on: April 12, 2016, 12:24:45 AM »
Little Big Shots is incredible! So awesome
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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #9868 on: April 12, 2016, 07:37:15 AM »
Little Big Shots is incredible! So awesome
I concur.

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #9869 on: April 14, 2016, 09:05:12 AM »
I didn't know what thread to put this in so I went with random. If you enjoy my style of posts and/or you are in the mood for a rant, then please read. You'll probably want to just skip though. I'm guessing that CBC and maybe two other people will actually enjoy this. Here goes:

This article is 3 years old. http://forward.com/the-assimilator/171979/how-many-sins-can-one-hasid-commit/

It's a review of and a social commentary on The Aveiros Song (the little rap parody by Binyomin Miller.)

Just wow. The liberal critics of religion love to say how faith takes away your critical thinking skills. Pretty IRONIC considering the wilfull lack of critical thinking exhibited in this article. The author starts with an agenda, can't find affirmation for it in the facts, but goes with it anyway. In other words, he says, "Here is what I found out, but that doesn't match what I already wanted to say about the topic before I started writing, so I'm gonna write what I wanted to all along anyway."

And what does he write? Only exactly what you would expect him to write. What a one-trick-pony.

Like they say, when all you have is a hammer, the whole world looks like a nail.

And the non-thinkers all fawn over such tripe for being sophisticated and brave. Simplistic and intellectual cowardice is what it is. It's the easiest crap to write. In fact, it's written before you even start writing. You want to think? Go learn a Tosfos and tell me what you read in your own words.

But you know what the worst crime is in this article? He didn't get the joke.

His desire for confirmation bias actually rendered his brain unable to get the joke! And the sad thing is... the joke was actually about guys like him. He actually should have been able to relate *and poignantly so* to the joke. And in case we are all confused by now what the joke really is, I will spell it out. In addition to the clever word play and the creativity of the Aveiros Song, what makes it most funny is the painfully accurate portrayal of the pintele Yid, that in all his fervent rebellion against his own identity, he cannot escape his identity.

It's mind-blowing that an author who built a career on that didn't get it when that was the subject of a Purim shpiel.

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #9870 on: April 14, 2016, 09:38:58 AM »
I didn't know what thread to put this in so I went with random. If you enjoy my style of posts and/or you are in the mood for a rant, then please read. You'll probably want to just skip though. I'm guessing that CBC and maybe two other people will actually enjoy this. Here goes:

This article is 3 years old. http://forward.com/the-assimilator/171979/how-many-sins-can-one-hasid-commit/

It's a review of and a social commentary on The Aveiros Song (the little rap parody by Binyomin Miller.)

Just wow. The liberal critics of religion love to say how faith takes away your critical thinking skills. Pretty IRONIC considering the wilfull lack of critical thinking exhibited in this article. The author starts with an agenda, can't find affirmation for it in the facts, but goes with it anyway. In other words, he says, "Here is what I found out, but that doesn't match what I already wanted to say about the topic before I started writing, so I'm gonna write what I wanted to all along anyway."

And what does he write? Only exactly what you would expect him to write. What a one-trick-pony.

Like they say, when all you have is a hammer, the whole world looks like a nail.

And the non-thinkers all fawn over such tripe for being sophisticated and brave. Simplistic and intellectual cowardice is what it is. It's the easiest crap to write. In fact, it's written before you even start writing. You want to think? Go learn a Tosfos and tell me what you read in your own words.

But you know what the worst crime is in this article? He didn't get the joke.

His desire for confirmation bias actually rendered his brain unable to get the joke! And the sad thing is... the joke was actually about guys like him. He actually should have been able to relate *and poignantly so* to the joke. And in case we are all confused by now what the joke really is, I will spell it out. In addition to the clever word play and the creativity of the Aveiros Song, what makes it most funny is the painfully accurate portrayal of the pintele Yid, that in all his fervent rebellion against his own identity, he cannot escape his identity.

It's mind-blowing that an author who built a career on that didn't get it when that was the subject of a Purim shpiel.
I hear.
I'm not who you think I am.

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #9871 on: April 14, 2016, 09:44:27 AM »
I didn't know what thread to put this in so I went with random. If you enjoy my style of posts and/or you are in the mood for a rant, then please read.
How long have you wanted to post this?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #9872 on: April 14, 2016, 09:47:56 AM »
I just wrote it this morning.

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #9873 on: April 14, 2016, 09:49:53 AM »
Did you just come across the article?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #9874 on: April 14, 2016, 09:57:36 AM »
Yes. I never saw it before last night.

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #9875 on: April 14, 2016, 10:14:21 AM »
“negel vasser drinkers.”
Never heard that before, but it's quite an apt description..

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« Reply #9876 on: April 14, 2016, 10:45:48 AM »
“negel vasser drinkers.”
Never heard that before, but it's quite an apt description..
;D        Im assuming thats the frum version of kool-aid drinkers

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« Reply #9877 on: April 14, 2016, 10:46:47 AM »
;D        Im assuming thats the frum version of kool-aid drinkers
Nah, I'll quote the context.

Eta: "When I was a kid growing up in Hasidic Brooklyn, we had a name for such people. We called them “ negel vasser drinkers.” Negel vasser is the water cup that some religious Jews prepare at their bedside for ritual washing in the morning. After use, the water — aside from being unsanitary — is ritually impure and unfit for drinking. The rebellious Hasidic kid, the thinking goes, defies authority and drinks the water anyway."

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #9878 on: April 17, 2016, 03:03:25 PM »
How can I tell if the cabinet is taped because it has chometz, or if its taped because its ready for pesach?
 ??? ???
>:( >:(
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« Reply #9879 on: April 18, 2016, 12:56:57 PM »
>:( >:(

you use paper tape and write on it
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