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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here" or "y y y"
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7)You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC.



OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".


Poll

If Men Could Become Pregnant, Would You?

Yes, I love delivering babies!
Noooooo! I'm afraid....
Not sure. I'll ask my LOR

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« Reply #10900 on: March 27, 2017, 04:21:54 PM »
So I came up with an app idea over Shabbos... You enter your location, style of learning, gemora/halacha/whatnot, and the app gives you chavrusa suggestions which you can then swipe right to accept or left to reject.

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« Reply #10901 on: March 27, 2017, 04:27:53 PM »
So I came up with an app idea over Shabbos... You enter your location, style of learning, gemora/halacha/whatnot, and the app gives you chavrusa suggestions which you can then swipe right to accept or left to reject.

Gonna be called Shtinder.

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« Reply #10902 on: March 27, 2017, 04:28:45 PM »
So I came up with an app idea over Shabbos... You enter your location, style of learning, gemora/halacha/whatnot, and the app gives you chavrusa suggestions which you can then swipe right to accept or left to reject.

Gonna be called Shtinder.
That's great! 😂
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« Reply #10903 on: March 27, 2017, 04:38:55 PM »
So I came up with an app idea over Shabbos... You enter your location, style of learning, gemora/halacha/whatnot, and the app gives you chavrusa suggestions which you can then swipe right to accept or left to reject.

Gonna be called Shtinder.
.....and I'm working on one for people wanting to cheat on their chavrusas. Still open for name suggestions.

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« Reply #10904 on: March 27, 2017, 05:13:04 PM »
.....and I'm working on one for people wanting to cheat on their chavrusas. Still open for name suggestions.

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« Reply #10905 on: March 28, 2017, 02:08:58 AM »
So I came up with an app idea over Shabbos... You enter your location, style of learning, gemora/halacha/whatnot, and the app gives you chavrusa suggestions which you can then swipe right to accept or left to reject.

Gonna be called Shtinder.
There's something very similar to that that's actually currently in Beta. PM me for details.

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« Reply #10906 on: March 28, 2017, 02:53:52 AM »
One of the most humorous threads I've come across in a while http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=18861.15
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« Reply #10907 on: March 28, 2017, 02:58:53 AM »
How do you even find a thread like that??
To be honest, I don't remember, I think I was looking for something specific.
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« Reply #10908 on: April 02, 2017, 02:37:05 PM »
You know you're in trouble/doing it right when DW says, "I don't like this lounge let's go to the other one"

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« Reply #10909 on: April 02, 2017, 02:54:38 PM »
You know you're in trouble/doing it right when DW says, "I don't like this lounge let's go to the other one"
Lol
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« Reply #10910 on: April 04, 2017, 09:56:00 PM »
האלב
12 means 11:30 or 12:30 ?

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« Reply #10911 on: April 04, 2017, 09:57:04 PM »
האלב
12 means 11:30 or 12:30 ?
11:30ish
taking into account the person telling you that can be 12:30ish too.
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« Reply #10913 on: April 04, 2017, 10:01:38 PM »
Some people say האלב נאך 12, which would be 12:30.

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« Reply #10914 on: April 04, 2017, 10:13:15 PM »
searching for ddf and......

DDF means "Drug and Disease Free" So now you know - DDF means "Drug and Disease Free" - don't thank us. YW! What does DDF mean? DDF is an acronym, abbreviation or slang word that is explained above where the DDF definition is given.
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« Reply #10915 on: April 04, 2017, 10:29:08 PM »
searching for ddf and......

DDF means "Drug and Disease Free" So now you know - DDF means "Drug and Disease Free" - don't thank us. YW! What does DDF mean? DDF is an acronym, abbreviation or slang word that is explained above where the DDF definition is given.
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« Reply #10916 on: April 04, 2017, 10:31:59 PM »
Some people say האלב נאך 12, which would be 12:30.
From what I understand that isn't proper Yiddish, and is more of a literal translation of half past 12.

AFAIK האלב צוועלף definitely means 11:30. If you look at the writings of the previous Lubavitcher Rebbe you will find that type of expression translated into Hebrew as חצי שעה ה... Meaning thirty minutes into the... hour.

Similarly 11:45 would be referred to as דריי-פערטל צוועלף.
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« Reply #10917 on: April 05, 2017, 01:06:11 AM »




Similarly 11:45 would be referred to as דריי-פערטל צוועלף.
Never heard that one before.


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« Reply #10918 on: April 05, 2017, 01:08:06 AM »
Never heard that one before.
It might be of Russian origin.
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« Reply #10919 on: April 05, 2017, 01:27:46 AM »
See how times are called in the attached image:

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