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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here" or "y y y"
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7)You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC.



OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".


Poll

If Men Could Become Pregnant, Would You?

Yes, I love delivering babies!
Noooooo! I'm afraid....
Not sure. I'll ask my LOR

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« Reply #12000 on: June 25, 2018, 01:41:48 PM »
I have one involving wives but that isn't it. And no to the next question.
Lol
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« Reply #12001 on: June 26, 2018, 03:25:05 AM »
He offered it to how many and only three show up? H*ll more goys would have showed up with the offer he made.
Here's a Jewish stereotype for you:

A single Jew was found once on a remote island. When asked how he got there, he responded that he was the only survivor of a shipwreck many years ago. And since the island was so remote, there were no communication options, so he couldn't get off the island, but made the best out of it, and even created his own Jewish life there. He then showed off the two synagogues that he built. When asked why does a single Jew need two synagogues, the reply was one to worship, and another where I won't step my foot into. (Just read the DDMS post and comments about the WAJ kosher status for relevance).
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« Reply #12002 on: June 26, 2018, 02:07:16 PM »
bit.do seems to be down  >:( >:( >:( >:(
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« Reply #12003 on: June 27, 2018, 12:45:04 AM »
@Dan You’re almost hitting 50K posts.... what can we expect when you reach 50K??!!

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« Reply #12005 on: June 29, 2018, 01:43:08 PM »
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« Reply #12006 on: June 29, 2018, 01:44:56 PM »
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My apologies. I’ve been hitting it hard today.

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« Reply #12007 on: July 02, 2018, 06:26:47 PM »
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« Reply #12008 on: July 02, 2018, 06:31:11 PM »
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Mattress run, anyone?
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« Reply #12009 on: July 02, 2018, 06:33:14 PM »
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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« Reply #12010 on: July 02, 2018, 11:40:08 PM »
I knew I saw something that time when I was peeling tape in a dark room! Everyone thought I was imagining things when I  couldn't do it again.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triboluminescence

I just thought it was static electricity that at the perfect distance just keeps on sparking making it look like a constant light.

It's literally a tiny light that shines like the color of electricity at the exact point of where the tape is being peeled.
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« Reply #12011 on: July 09, 2018, 02:27:27 PM »
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« Reply #12013 on: July 13, 2018, 03:53:31 PM »
Whoever fixed the problem with emojis not working in Edge, Thank You!!!
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« Reply #12015 on: July 15, 2018, 02:02:03 AM »
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« Reply #12017 on: July 18, 2018, 03:58:18 PM »
@Dan prime day is over, please get back to reguler points and miles posting ;)

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« Reply #12018 on: July 18, 2018, 04:02:22 PM »
Just made a filter in outlook that all mails which include the phrase "Greetings of the day" will go automatically to spam.
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« Reply #12019 on: July 24, 2018, 01:35:59 PM »
If only there was a way to block any WhatsApp messages with the words "airline anniversary".... Free tickets etc. It's amazing to see how many people still fall for the garbage... This time with BA. They don't stop coming....