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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here" or "y y y"
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7)You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC.



OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".


Poll

If Men Could Become Pregnant, Would You?

Yes, I love delivering babies!
Noooooo! I'm afraid....
Not sure. I'll ask my LOR

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« Reply #12040 on: August 09, 2018, 12:29:40 AM »
He paints a pretty clear picture of himself.
So he's an artist?
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« Reply #12041 on: August 09, 2018, 12:33:55 AM »
So he's an artist?
I went to bank the other day to make a withdraw. The teller wanted an ID. I handed her my library card. She said I need something with a picture on it. I drew a dog on the back and handed it back to her. She said that wasn't good enough. I asked if I needed to be an artist to get my money out.
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« Reply #12042 on: August 09, 2018, 01:18:52 AM »
Here's the source
https://twitter.com/avishaiw/status/1026917100680556545
Thanks for the answer. It was actually bothering me that I couldn't figure it out. But apparently I wouldn't have, because I never heard of this guy
just going with the assumption that everyone here saw Shrek.
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« Reply #12043 on: August 11, 2018, 11:08:59 PM »
why do i finally get 2 chase preapproved online offers (FU 30k and ink cash 50k) a week after getting shut down?!

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« Reply #12044 on: August 12, 2018, 12:11:54 AM »
why do i finally get 2 chase preapproved online offers (FU 30k and ink cash 50k) a week after getting shut down?!
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« Reply #12045 on: August 13, 2018, 10:53:20 AM »
#Mondays

I wanted to go to a lower floor, so I press the elevator call down button.

The elevator shows up, and I see that it's going down. I think "that's weird, I wanted to go up. I must have pressed the wrong button".

So I press the up call button and wait.

The elevator shows up, and I go up. I get the the top floor and I'm like "wth am I doing here, I wanted to go down!"

So I waited for another down elevator....
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« Reply #12046 on: August 13, 2018, 11:30:51 AM »
#Mondays

I wanted to go to a lower floor, so I press the elevator call down button.

The elevator shows up, and I see that it's going down. I think "that's weird, I wanted to go up. I must have pressed the wrong button".

So I press the up call button and wait.

The elevator shows up, and I go up. I get the the top floor and I'm like "wth am I doing here, I wanted to go down!"

So I waited for another down elevator....
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« Reply #12047 on: August 13, 2018, 05:08:11 PM »
What does this mean?
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« Reply #12048 on: August 13, 2018, 05:47:35 PM »
What does this mean?
Maybe something on Tapa?
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« Reply #12049 on: August 13, 2018, 10:21:53 PM »
What does this mean?

It means he did something on the sooper seekrit section which you are not authorized to see
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« Reply #12050 on: August 13, 2018, 10:24:34 PM »
It means he did something on the sooper seekrit section which you are not authorized to see
Nope, it says "action classified" when that's the case.
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« Reply #12051 on: August 13, 2018, 10:25:43 PM »
Nope, it says "action classified" when that's the case.

I guess you didn't reach that level.
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« Reply #12052 on: August 13, 2018, 10:28:42 PM »
I guess you didn't reach that level.
I have access to basic, 2, 3, and 4. It's possible that anything beyond that has a different result, but I figured they were all the same.
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« Reply #12053 on: August 15, 2018, 08:30:35 PM »
Just boarded behind a GS member. Honestly, before now I wasn't sure that any besides @Dan actually existed
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« Reply #12054 on: August 15, 2018, 08:38:46 PM »
Am I the only one who enjoys flying on small regional jets with a 1-2 configuration way more than 737's or A320's?
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« Reply #12055 on: August 15, 2018, 09:35:40 PM »
Am I the only one who enjoys flying on small regional jets with a 1-2 configuration way more than 737's or A320's?

Are you the size of a Ronald Torreyes?

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« Reply #12056 on: August 15, 2018, 10:24:06 PM »
Are you the size of a Ronald Torreyes?
I'm not sure I get the reference but yea, not that far off in size.
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« Reply #12057 on: August 15, 2018, 10:32:20 PM »
I'm not sure I get the reference but yea, not that far off in size.

And what kind of Jew travels without a huge suitcase full of food that is too big to be taken on such a plane? You are a walking flying shanda!

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« Reply #12058 on: August 15, 2018, 10:37:57 PM »
And what kind of Jew travels without a huge suitcase full of food that is too big to be taken on such a plane? You are a walking flying shanda!
No no, I have the bag of food, they just made me gate gate check my roller suitcase.
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« Reply #12059 on: August 15, 2018, 10:59:50 PM »
No no, I have the bag of food, they just made me gate gate check my roller suitcase.

If they let the bag of food on the plane, it wasn't big enough. I'm embarrassed to even be talking to you.