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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here" or "y y y"
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7)You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC.



OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".


Poll

If Men Could Become Pregnant, Would You?

Yes, I love delivering babies!
Noooooo! I'm afraid....
Not sure. I'll ask my LOR

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« Reply #13020 on: June 09, 2020, 05:30:56 PM »
Not funny.  >:(
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« Reply #13022 on: June 11, 2020, 11:16:20 PM »
Mixed emotions on  my sons going back to yeshiva.
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« Reply #13023 on: June 12, 2020, 07:21:13 PM »
Just trying out all the features in a post

Wonder what this does
Or this
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« Reply #13024 on: June 14, 2020, 12:11:35 PM »
https://www.costco.com/weber-genesis-ii-s-345-3-burner-gas-grill.product.100523600.html

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This says "Made in America from foreign sourced parts" ... well, you get a 220 lb box of imported parts, and as long as you live in America... you make it!
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« Reply #13025 on: June 19, 2020, 07:08:39 PM »
Amex and Chase swipes both marked as fraud at a random gas station in the same state as my home. Why is that?

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« Reply #13026 on: June 20, 2020, 09:45:29 PM »
Amex and Chase swipes both marked as fraud at a random gas station in the same state as my home. Why is that?
Maybe the gas station has been ripping people off.
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« Reply #13027 on: June 23, 2020, 12:15:38 AM »
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A few people asked me who to vote for in tomorrow's primary election. Since the winner of the Democratic primary will almost certainly be the winner in November it's more important to vote now than in November.

There's a presidential primary, with Joe Biden and a bunch of others on the ballot. Biden has enough delegates to clinch the nomination already so feel free to vote for or against him.

There are two very important House races in Boro Park. In both, whoever wins tomorrow will win in November. Reps. Yvette Clarke and Jerry Nadler are up for reelection. Clarke has long fallen asleep and just wakes up every two years. You probably won't feel it in your personal life but askanim find it invaluable to have a frum person in Congress. Chaim Deutsch is running and he has a chance. Please vote for him.

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« Reply #13029 on: June 28, 2020, 12:26:26 AM »
I asked Google for directions to Chicago, and it gave me three routes - including one via airplane!
Is this new? I never noticed it before.

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« Reply #13030 on: June 28, 2020, 12:32:51 AM »
I asked Google for directions to Chicago, and it gave me three routes - including one via airplane!
Is this new? I never noticed it before.
On a computer or phone?
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« Reply #13031 on: June 28, 2020, 12:34:11 AM »
On a computer or phone?
Computer

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« Reply #13032 on: June 28, 2020, 12:35:23 AM »
Computer
Seen it about a month ago,  on phone dosnt show up.
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« Reply #13033 on: June 28, 2020, 01:16:54 AM »
I asked Google for directions to Chicago, and it gave me three routes - including one via airplane!
Is this new? I never noticed it before.

Probably trying to make you aware of a cheaper option than driving.
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« Reply #13034 on: June 28, 2020, 01:41:48 AM »
Probably trying to make you aware of a cheaper option than driving.
When you Google the price of a computer, does it say “looting going on now at Best Buy”?  ;)

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« Reply #13035 on: June 28, 2020, 03:57:24 AM »
I asked Google for directions to Chicago, and it gave me three routes - including one via airplane!
Is this new? I never noticed it before.
I've set it in the past.
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« Reply #13036 on: June 29, 2020, 09:35:09 AM »
I asked Google for directions to Chicago, and it gave me three routes - including one via airplane!
Is this new? I never noticed it before.
yeah ive seen that for quite a while. I'm really liking google maps mass transit options. u can go basically anywhere in the world and it has a detailed list of options for buses trains to take. its really really handy traveling here, europe and elsewhere.
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« Reply #13037 on: June 30, 2020, 09:35:50 AM »
Why is a men's jacket the #1 bestseller in a women's category?

(Item posted on DDMS last night.)

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« Reply #13038 on: June 30, 2020, 12:00:05 PM »
Why is a men's jacket the #1 bestseller in a women's category?

Welcome to 2020, where everything's made up and the facts don't matter.
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« Reply #13039 on: July 01, 2020, 12:23:52 AM »
We are now in the second half of 2020!

From the ban on plastic bags to the impeachment of the president, and to the whole Covid nightmare, the first 6 months of 2020 were a time that we will talk about for years to come.

Thank Hashem that you are alive today, after perhaps the 6 most tumultuous months of our lives. Let's Daven that we make it through the next 6 months, with health, parnassah, nachas, and with everything else that we need.