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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here" or "y y y"
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7)You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC.



OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".


Poll

If Men Could Become Pregnant, Would You?

Yes, I love delivering babies!
Noooooo! I'm afraid....
Not sure. I'll ask my LOR

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #13220 on: September 16, 2020, 12:36:53 AM »
Wow, @Chaikel made it!!!



h/t Kol Haolam Whatsapp status.
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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #13221 on: September 16, 2020, 07:02:07 AM »
Was this screenshot taken in the 1980's?
lol. No, it's from Whatsapp for web.

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« Reply #13223 on: September 16, 2020, 10:06:14 PM »
"Flights to nowhere." HUH?!?!

https://twitter.com/KolHaolam/status/1306401139894767622
Take off and land in same airport, no destination. I guess for the view, and inedible meals.

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #13224 on: September 16, 2020, 10:59:55 PM »
"Flights to nowhere." HUH?!?!


For people going nowhere
Feelings don't care about your facts

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« Reply #13225 on: September 16, 2020, 11:04:06 PM »
"Flights to nowhere." HUH?!?!

https://twitter.com/KolHaolam/status/1306401139894767622
Seems like the planes also gained some quarantine weight, hence treadmill flights.

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« Reply #13226 on: September 17, 2020, 05:46:56 AM »
Quote from: ???
The sheer amount that Nakamura flies would give an aerophobe a conniption. But Hikaru enjoys being airborne,
ping-ponging mostly between Europe and New York, St. Louis or Vancouver, and wracking up those frequent flyer
miles. He has over a million of them lifetime.
Hikaru once flew from St. Louis, via Denver, to San Francisco, to take advantage of a relatively cheap fare to
Dubai on United Airlines. Yes, that Dubai, as in, the United Arab Emirates. As in, on-the-other-side-of-the-world Dubai.
The itinerary had him going from SFO (fluent jet-setters use only the three-digit airport codes) back via DEN to IAD
(Washington D.C.) and on to DBX ... on Christmas Day. Only here’s the kicker, there was no reason for him to be
in Dubai, other than the fact that the round trip ticket would net 16,000 miles, enough to increase his frequent flyer
status and earn a bunch of transatlantic business class upgrades for the coming year. He stayed in the Dubai
airport for less than three hours before boarding the return flight back to San Francisco (via D.C. and Denver).
The whole trip took two full days.

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #13227 on: September 17, 2020, 07:24:08 AM »
Jobs that exist:
Detassler (Pulling parts off corn plants is part of breeding corn)
Props shopper (Prop in the theatrical sense)
Staple remover (for documents to be scanned)
International jewelry wearer (Wears jewelry across borders so buyers can avoid import taxes)
Abandoned truck recovery (for when truckers quit suddenly)
Donor organ pickup/transport
Lightbulb changer (for large properties)
Garment factory insect inspector
Foreigner at Japanese weddings (to make the photos more interesting)
Expired soda dumper
Medical credential verification
Medical insurance benefit verification
Patient-pursuing-treatment verification (for insurance companies)
Municipal road inspector
Commercial scheduler (as in advertisement airing)
Emergency electronic parts courier
Bridge painter
Bottle sniffer (for reusable water-bottle refilling plants)
Medical exam model
Family Readiness Officer (Civilian employee for handling the affairs of children
with both parents in the military in the event of both parents' deployment)
Pediatric hospice nurse
Communications relay for the deaf (How deaf people make phone calls)
Mortuary hairdresser
Professional smoker (Taste tester for cigarettes)
Third Party Proposition Player (California law prohibits gambling against the house, so
third-party companies pay the house and their own TPPP takes any losses and gains)
Streamer (Not quite a job, but did you know that you can
make a living having people watch you play video games?)
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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #13228 on: September 17, 2020, 07:31:27 AM »
Jobs that exist:
Detassler (Pulling parts off corn plants is part of breeding corn)
Props shopper (Prop in the theatrical sense)
Staple remover (for documents to be scanned)
International jewelry wearer (Wears jewelry across borders so buyers can avoid import taxes)
Abandoned truck recovery (for when truckers quit suddenly)
Donor organ pickup/transport
Lightbulb changer (for large properties)
Garment factory insect inspector
Foreigner at Japanese weddings (to make the photos more interesting)
Expired soda dumper
Medical credential verification
Medical insurance benefit verification
Patient-pursuing-treatment verification (for insurance companies)
Municipal road inspector
Commercial scheduler (as in advertisement airing)
Emergency electronic parts courier
Bridge painter
Bottle sniffer (for reusable water-bottle refilling plants)
Medical exam model
Family Readiness Officer (Civilian employee for handling the affairs of children
with both parents in the military in the event of both parents' deployment)
Pediatric hospice nurse
Communications relay for the deaf (How deaf people make phone calls)
Mortuary hairdresser
Professional smoker (Taste tester for cigarettes)
Third Party Proposition Player (California law prohibits gambling against the house, so
third-party companies pay the house and their own TPPP takes any losses and gains)
Streamer (Not quite a job, but did you know that you can
make a living having people watch you play video games?)
And then there's the manager in the Indian scam center, whose job it is to fire an employee if he tries to scam the company by over-reporting the amount of people he scammed.

Oh, and did you mention the toilet paper tester?

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #13229 on: September 17, 2020, 11:25:07 PM »
From the amount of likes the Eleff brothers give each other, you'd think they never fought as a kids ;)
On that note may we have only peace in the world, and a שנה טובה ומתוקה!
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« Reply #13230 on: September 18, 2020, 12:09:40 AM »
Guess what he does for a living?
I was gonna say this post nicely ties your last post in this thread before it to the one after it, but I realized the earlier one was in one of the other "random" threads...

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« Reply #13231 on: September 21, 2020, 05:50:25 PM »
I needed to uninstall a certain anti virus software, but the process was a little more "secure" a google search into how to disable certain things so that I could uninstall it, came up with a webpage with details instruction on which registry keys needed to be edited (in safe mode). After I successfully uninstalled the software, I decided to browse around the website where I found the instructions. I was stunned to find out that it was for a company that prides themselves in providing excellent security utilizing that specific antivirus/endpoint protection....
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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #13232 on: September 22, 2020, 05:03:12 PM »
Census workers going around and talking to anyone about neighbos etc doesn't feel right at all.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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« Reply #13233 on: September 22, 2020, 05:07:22 PM »
Census workers going around and talking to anyone about neighbos etc doesn't feel right at all.
Why not? What are you suspicious of? Not everyone applies for a census info gatherer

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« Reply #13234 on: September 22, 2020, 05:52:32 PM »
Why not? What are you suspicious of? Not everyone applies for a census info gatherer

It's just the way they ask questions about neighbors. Sounds like spying. My next door neighbor is hysterical about it. Reminds her of dark times.
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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #13235 on: September 22, 2020, 09:11:53 PM »
Random lines do matter!
When making a post (that's a one liner) please don't put empty lines after it.
TIA
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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #13236 on: September 22, 2020, 09:13:03 PM »
Random lines do matter!
When making a post (that's a one liner) please don't put empty lines after it.
TIA
I don't get it.



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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #13237 on: September 22, 2020, 09:43:07 PM »
Random lines do matter!
When making a post (that's a one liner) please don't put empty lines after it.
TIA











Why?
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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #13239 on: September 22, 2020, 10:14:02 PM »
For the same reason not to include pictures when quoting.









As long as blank lines before the post are ok....
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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