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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here" or "y y y"
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7)You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC.



OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".


Poll

If Men Could Become Pregnant, Would You?

Yes, I love delivering babies!
Noooooo! I'm afraid....
Not sure. I'll ask my LOR

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« Reply #13420 on: October 29, 2020, 02:15:34 PM »
With the simcha industry taking a big hit, I can fargin them this.

I actually don't begrudge the singers doing this at all. They get inundated with requests, and some of them have had this kind of thing on their websites for a while.

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« Reply #13423 on: October 29, 2020, 02:36:02 PM »
How long do people take showers for??
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« Reply #13424 on: October 29, 2020, 02:38:51 PM »
Alone or with someone?  :)
Don't really need a speaker then...

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« Reply #13425 on: October 29, 2020, 02:42:19 PM »
How long do people take showers for??
I think it would be cute for kids, but then it doesn't work for baths so not to sure ;D
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« Reply #13426 on: October 29, 2020, 02:44:59 PM »
Don't really need a speaker then...

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« Reply #13427 on: October 29, 2020, 04:33:06 PM »
How long do people take showers for??
That would depend on one's level of self esteem. :)

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« Reply #13428 on: October 30, 2020, 04:30:29 AM »
Longer (and hotter) showers are linked with loneliness, not low self-esteem.

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@mods can we aggregate all the political threads into it's own board (where posts don't count like JS)
Should do the same with all OT threads.
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