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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here" or "y y y"
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7)You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC.



OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".


Poll

If Men Could Become Pregnant, Would You?

Yes, I love delivering babies!
Noooooo! I'm afraid....
Not sure. I'll ask my LOR

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #13660 on: December 14, 2020, 09:12:00 AM »
I'm up and Google is down
Google has been doing a good job recently making sure we aren't too dependent on them

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« Reply #13661 on: December 14, 2020, 09:30:24 PM »
To quote @Yo ssi "lcm is a great guy"

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« Reply #13662 on: December 14, 2020, 10:13:01 PM »
To quote @Yo ssi "lcm is a great guy"
Are you really accepting an endorsement from the guy who had a fly circling his avatar?

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« Reply #13663 on: December 14, 2020, 10:14:50 PM »
Are you really accepting an endorsement from the guy who had a fly circling his avatar?
Hey it was a bug give me a break :P
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« Reply #13664 on: December 14, 2020, 11:20:09 PM »
Are you really accepting an endorsement from the guy who had a fly circling his avatar?
As long as it didn’t land on his head.

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« Reply #13665 on: December 14, 2020, 11:21:23 PM »
As long as it didn’t land on his head.
It didn't BH

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« Reply #13666 on: December 16, 2020, 10:38:13 PM »
when you interact with someone on DDF for some time and later you find out that he sits next to you in shul...........

had it a couple of times
How many DDF’ers in your shul ?

PSA Your shul should hang up a sign about not taking phones out during services. :)

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« Reply #13667 on: December 16, 2020, 10:47:18 PM »
PSA Your shul should make a DDF post about not taking phones out during services. :)
FTFY

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« Reply #13668 on: December 16, 2020, 11:30:26 PM »
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« Reply #13669 on: December 18, 2020, 01:39:19 AM »
This week we read the הפטורה של פרשת מקץ, last time we did was 20 years ago. Usually שבת פרשת מקץ is still חנוכה and we read הפטורה של שבת חנוכה.

It's the famous story of Shlomo Hamelech's ingenious ruling for the two mothers claiming the live child.

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« Reply #13670 on: December 21, 2020, 02:34:22 PM »
From a service rep:
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If that option was there, I'd have not made you wait for such a long time.
So being that there isn't any option, why did you make me wait so long?!
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« Reply #13671 on: December 21, 2020, 07:52:46 PM »
This week we read the הפטורה של פרשת מקץ, last time we did was 20 years ago. Usually שבת פרשת מקץ is still חנוכה and we read הפטורה של שבת חנוכה.

It's the famous story of Shlomo Hamelech's ingenious ruling for the two mothers claiming the live child.
my father pointed that out to me

Kind of funny such a famous story is almost never read  ??? I wonder why
nothings impossible- the word itself says Im possible

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« Reply #13672 on: December 22, 2020, 11:14:53 AM »
my father pointed that out to me

Kind of funny such a famous story is almost never read  ??? I wonder why
There are plenty of famous stories in nach that are never read, because we only lein haftoras and megillas. Haftoras are generally relevant to each parsha or yom tov, or at least the time of year the parsha/yom tov falls out in. Where else would you want this haftora read exactly? It's apropos to Mikeitz, but Mikeitz is usually Chanukah.

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« Reply #13673 on: December 22, 2020, 11:30:03 AM »
Haftoras are relevant to each parsha and yom tov, and the time of year the parsha/yom tov falls out in.


FTFY
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« Reply #13675 on: December 22, 2020, 12:48:15 PM »
Explain.
It is not an either or. Now go figure out how machar chaodesh is connected to each parsha it can be liened with.
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« Reply #13676 on: December 22, 2020, 12:57:10 PM »
It is not an either or. Now go figure out how machar chaodesh is connected to each parsha it can be liened with.

You're talking like you're the resident Lubavitcher

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« Reply #13677 on: December 22, 2020, 01:07:07 PM »
You're talking like you're the resident Lubavitcher
My source is as litvish as it gets
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« Reply #13678 on: December 22, 2020, 02:53:33 PM »
It is not an either or. Now go figure out how machar chaodesh is connected to each parsha it can be liened with.
I agree with that. Not sure why you think 'and' fits what you're saying better.
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« Reply #13679 on: December 22, 2020, 02:59:45 PM »
I agree with that. Not sure why you think and fits what you're saying better.
All I did was replace the "or"s with "and"s
Feelings don't care about your facts