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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here" or "y y y"
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7)You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC.



OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".


Poll

If Men Could Become Pregnant, Would You?

Yes, I love delivering babies!
Noooooo! I'm afraid....
Not sure. I'll ask my LOR

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #13720 on: January 01, 2021, 01:04:30 AM »
Brooklyn too. And here your grand idea is actually exploited
Yet another of my brilliant ideas, stolen before I've even verbalized it.

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« Reply #13721 on: January 01, 2021, 01:04:43 AM »
You need to cover up something like that on NYC these days?
Lol, right. Maybe if you really wanna be extra cautious.

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« Reply #13722 on: January 01, 2021, 11:26:17 AM »
In my next mystery novel, the murder will be planned for midnight on New Years Eve, so the sound of gunshot will be masked by fireworks.  (Is it this noisy everywhere, or is this a South Florida thing?)
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« Reply #13723 on: January 05, 2021, 08:43:49 PM »
The fact that an 8 followed by a ) is a shortcut for 8) makes for some strange looking lists.
7)
8)
9)
« Last Edit: January 05, 2021, 08:53:10 PM by yungermanchik »
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« Reply #13724 on: January 07, 2021, 01:45:54 AM »
Lol  ;D wish I could like this 7 times  ;)
Based on my experience, it might have to do with the post being edited between those likes.
Reminds me of the UPS method  ;D
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« Reply #13725 on: January 09, 2021, 07:09:14 PM »
@mods can we aggregate all the political threads into it's own board (where posts don't count like JS)
I wanted to thank @Dan and the team for getting this done.

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« Reply #13726 on: January 10, 2021, 02:55:18 PM »
The fact that an 8 followed by a ) is a shortcut for 8) makes for some strange looking lists.
7)
8)
9)

7)
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9)

Quote my post to see the magic.
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« Reply #13727 on: January 10, 2021, 02:56:56 PM »
7)
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Quote my post to see the magic.
Yeah, but still annoying
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« Reply #13728 on: January 10, 2021, 02:57:30 PM »
I just flew a sub-1 hour flight on Kenya Airways and was served a full Hermolis KSML. Guess I'm not in Smisek-land anymore.
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« Reply #13729 on: January 10, 2021, 03:12:37 PM »
Quote
While your at it FTOO
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« Reply #13730 on: January 10, 2021, 03:23:49 PM »
I just got an email from Amazon asking me a customer question on fake puff cigarettes I bought for my kids last Purim:

"will this keep my 11 year old girl from stealing my cigs"

Poor dad!  :D


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Small people talk about other people.
Average people talk about things
BIG PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.

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« Reply #13732 on: January 10, 2021, 07:27:02 PM »
Seeing two DDFers conversing on Twitter has that feeling of a Jewish dispute ending up in secular court...




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« Reply #13733 on: January 10, 2021, 08:27:13 PM »
Seeing two DDFers conversing on Twitter has that feeling of a Jewish dispute ending up in secular court...




@Redbull3 @Yehuda57

You skipped the DDF part of the conversation

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« Reply #13734 on: January 10, 2021, 09:30:50 PM »
You skipped the DDF part of the conversation
I went back to check, and I found it! Here you go DDF:




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« Last Edit: January 10, 2021, 10:44:05 PM by yungermanchik »
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« Reply #13737 on: January 11, 2021, 11:48:23 PM »
DDFers are really smart and savvy, so much so that reverse psychology does not work on them. Want me to prove it?

Okay.

Hey, don't you dare like this post!

See?

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« Reply #13738 on: January 11, 2021, 11:57:47 PM »
There is a lot of depth in my previous post, I'm not sure if anyone got it. It's a paradox I came up with. Yes, I may be spending too much time in the bathroom...

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« Reply #13739 on: January 12, 2021, 12:29:04 AM »
Did anyone ever consider posting something funny that gets a lot of likes, and then editing the post to say something really awful, thus making all those people who liked the post seem silly?


Okay, I'll stop posting such randomness here. I don't want PlatinumGuy to invoke the 25th on me and relegate my posts to a random thread of randomness.