I just found something I wrote back in the 2016 primary season. I find it refreshing to see how civil the jokes were back then...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Donald Trump:
Because the road is a loser. I like that chicken. I want to do business with that chicken. It knows how to deal with losers.
Bernie Sanders:
Who paid for that road? Not the millionaires. But the chickens. That must stop!
Hillary Clinton:
I never said that it did.
Marco Rubio:
That chicken is the American dream! It proved to everyone that even if your father was a chicken, and even if your mother was a chicken, even so you can still cross the road.
Ted Cruz:
Because he had the constitutional right to do so. And I led the fight to get him that right.
Ben Carson:
I’m not exactly sure why, uh, but I’m sure I can figure out why sooner or later.
Rand Paul:
He was patrolling. That chicken is the whole American army after Obama’s budget cuts.
John Kasich:
That chicken! He was my voter turnout.
Chris Christie:
Oh I like chicken. Especially crispy fried chicken. I don’t care on which side of the road.
Jeb Bush:
To get to the other side.