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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here" or "y y y"
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7)You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC.



OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".


Poll

If Men Could Become Pregnant, Would You?

Yes, I love delivering babies!
Noooooo! I'm afraid....
Not sure. I'll ask my LOR

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« Reply #13786 on: January 26, 2021, 01:35:07 PM »
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« Reply #13787 on: January 28, 2021, 11:06:06 AM »
I think a judge should sentence Andrew Cuomo to a prison sentence in which he must spend hours every day rewatching his corona briefings and read his book cover to cover daily.

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« Reply #13788 on: January 28, 2021, 11:40:26 AM »
I think a judge should sentence Andrew Cuomo to a prison sentence in which he must spend hours every day rewatching his corona briefings and read his book cover to cover daily.
And be shocked awake every time he dozes off.

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« Reply #13789 on: January 28, 2021, 12:20:38 PM »
I think a judge should sentence Andrew Cuomo to a prison sentence in which he must spend hours every day rewatching his corona briefings and read his book cover to cover daily.

You kidding? If Achashveirosh asked Cuomo, "mah laasos baish..." Cuomo would think it must be him and say, "Read me my book cover to cover on repeat, breaking only to show me clips of my appearances on TV."

The real punishment would then be for the king to reply:

"Great, now go and do that for de Blasio."
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« Reply #13790 on: January 29, 2021, 10:19:27 AM »
Suggestion to Apple: Can you work on an update that allows for future software updates to take less than 11 hours to install.

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« Reply #13791 on: January 29, 2021, 01:43:22 PM »
Suggestion to Apple: Can you work on an update that allows for future software updates to take less than 11 hours to install.
The last thing to complain about Apple IMHO is their updates..

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Cognitive dissonance doesn't exist in a professional's lexicon.

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« Reply #13794 on: February 04, 2021, 11:51:39 AM »
So my four year old needed got his clothing dirty at school, and needed to borrow a change for a fellow student who has his clothes labeled with Yitzy S. Anyhoo, when I was searching through the laundry load to send that item back to school, it was easy to find as it kept on screaming "Like Me! Like Me!"
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« Reply #13795 on: February 04, 2021, 12:22:18 PM »
So my four year old needed got his clothing dirty at school, and needed to borrow a change for a fellow student who has his clothes labeled with Yitzy S. Anyhoo, when I was searching through the laundry load to send that item back to school, it was easy to find as it kept on screaming "Like Me! Like Me!"

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« Reply #13796 on: February 04, 2021, 12:50:43 PM »
So my four year old needed got his clothing dirty at school, and needed to borrow a change for a fellow student who has his clothes labeled with Yitzy S. Anyhoo, when I was searching through the laundry load to send that item back to school, it was easy to find as it kept on screaming "Like Me! Like Me!"
Yet, as he pokes fun at my addiction, he is a chief enabler.


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« Reply #13797 on: February 04, 2021, 12:53:46 PM »
Yet, as he pokes fun at my addiction, he is a chief enabler.

I think @S209 or @etech0 may hold that title. Also @Yo ssi
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« Reply #13798 on: February 04, 2021, 01:06:49 PM »
Well, I couldn't find the Yehuda 57 piece of clothing because the entire hamper was in stitches.

Get a load of this agitator trying to engage me on a pun run. You think I'm wet behind the ears? I've been through enough of these cycles that I'm running at a high efficiency that will leave you cold. I'll fabricate enough puns to make your head spin. Though if you do feel like I'm calling you a laughing stock, maybe I should be more gentle and soften things up. I wouldn't want my dry comments to make my like ratio shrink and tumble. You should at least be thankful that I'm not doing a dark pun load, that would really make you wanna shout. At least this way you can roll with the tide and emerge free and clear of stains on your reputation.
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« Reply #13799 on: February 04, 2021, 01:09:53 PM »
Get a load of this agitator trying to engage me on a pun run. You think I'm wet behind the ears? I've been through enough of these cycles that I'm running at a high efficiency that will leave you cold. I'll fabricate enough puns to make your head spin. Though if you do feel like I'm calling you a laughing stock, maybe I should be more gentle and soften things up. I wouldn't want my dry comments to make my like ratio shrink and tumble. You should at least be thankful that I'm not doing a dark pun load, that would really make you wanna shout. At least this way you can roll with the tide and emerge free and clear of stains on your reputation.
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