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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here" or "y y y"
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7)You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC.



OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".


Poll

If Men Could Become Pregnant, Would You?

Yes, I love delivering babies!
Noooooo! I'm afraid....
Not sure. I'll ask my LOR

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« Reply #14100 on: May 12, 2021, 01:09:21 AM »
Oh if only you would know what my requests were in 2011
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Someone should tell the police there are people in Gaza with their mask not covering their nose. Problem solved.
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« Reply #14102 on: May 13, 2021, 11:03:59 PM »
I'm starting to suspect that Waldo doesn't really exist. If he did, TimT would've found him already.

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« Reply #14103 on: May 13, 2021, 11:07:05 PM »
I'm starting to suspect that Waldo doesn't really exist. If he did, TimT would've found him already.
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« Reply #14105 on: May 13, 2021, 11:28:36 PM »
TimT is Bob Ross?
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Small people talk about other people.
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« Reply #14107 on: May 13, 2021, 11:30:19 PM »
How dare you insult my hair like that ? >:(

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« Reply #14108 on: May 13, 2021, 11:30:48 PM »
How dare you insult my hair like that ? >:(
What hair?
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I alternate between the Bro Flo & Man Bun. 8)

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« Reply #14112 on: May 14, 2021, 12:49:07 AM »
Waldo

Trivium: Outside of North America, the character's name is Wally.
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Looking like another time out may be called for ???
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Looking like another time out may be called for ???
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« Reply #14117 on: May 14, 2021, 10:48:07 AM »
So I'll be heading to Lakewood for the first time, but thanks to DDF I know what to expect:

Lots of traffic, I'll need to allow for 2 hours to make a left turn.
Really weird zoning and construction, like 3 family houses in the middle of intersections.
Definitely no concerts.
A bunch of girls wandering the streets because they weren't accepted into any schools.
If I head to Tom's River, charcuterie boards everywhere.
Anti vaxxer booklets.
Lots of Chassidim crimping on the OG Lakewoodites' style

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« Reply #14119 on: May 14, 2021, 10:49:25 AM »
So I'll be heading to Lakewood for the first time, but thanks to DDF I know what to expect:

Lots of traffic, I'll need to allow for 2 hours to make a left turn.
Really weird zoning and construction, like 3 family houses in the middle of intersections.
Definitely no concerts.
A bunch of girls wandering the streets because they weren't accepted into any schools.
If I head to Tom's River, charcuterie boards everywhere.
Anti vaxxer CHECKPOINTS
Lots of Chassidim crimping on the OG Lakewoodites' style

What am I missing?
FTFY