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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here" or "y y y"
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7)You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC.



OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".


Poll

If Men Could Become Pregnant, Would You?

Yes, I love delivering babies!
Noooooo! I'm afraid....
Not sure. I'll ask my LOR

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« Reply #14200 on: June 01, 2021, 11:02:14 AM »
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« Reply #14201 on: June 01, 2021, 11:05:10 AM »

Shouldn't happen with Chase. It's not like it's Saturday midnight now.

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« Reply #14203 on: June 01, 2021, 11:29:43 AM »
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It's back up
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« Reply #14206 on: June 02, 2021, 08:57:42 AM »
My NetZero login still works.  :)
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« Reply #14207 on: June 02, 2021, 11:29:22 AM »
If you want answers to a question say it is "rhetorical".  :)
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« Reply #14209 on: June 03, 2021, 07:17:40 PM »
As if that's the reason ROFL
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« Reply #14210 on: June 03, 2021, 08:29:43 PM »
What can happen when your policy on deleting things from your wiki isn't strong enough:
https://gender.wikia.org/wiki/Category:Uncommon
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« Reply #14211 on: June 03, 2021, 08:44:14 PM »
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« Reply #14212 on: June 08, 2021, 08:35:12 AM »
You know the kinds of jokes that are not really funny but you post them anyways because you think it makes you look smart...


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« Reply #14213 on: June 08, 2021, 08:37:11 AM »
You know the kinds of jokes that are not really funny but you post them anyways because you think it makes you look smart...
And you know those people who think that some people may have missed how smart they look, so they repost their smart-looking jokes in another thread, and draw attention to it...

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« Reply #14214 on: June 08, 2021, 10:17:57 AM »
Somehow I have the mazel to get Ubers with cars that are barely running


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« Reply #14215 on: June 08, 2021, 10:33:15 AM »
Somehow I have the mazel to get Ubers with cars that are barely running
Did they charge you more for the extra interior lighting?

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« Reply #14216 on: June 08, 2021, 11:43:03 AM »
Somehow I have the mazel to get Ubers with cars that are barely running

Sometimes, I get into my car and turn on the engine and I feel like a big Rebbe coming to town... All the lights turn on...

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« Reply #14217 on: June 08, 2021, 10:29:16 PM »
I read the following true story recently:

Two kallos (engaged) were talking about their chasanim. Choson A called his kallah daily and spent a significant amount
of time on the phone with her, while Choson B called weekly and had little to say as he was preoccupied with his learning.
They had the same kallah teacher (though they probably didn't know this). Both kallos subsequently came to her on the
same day (separately, unplanned). Each was considering, on the basis of their conversation, breaking off their shidduch -
Kallah A thought her choson must be a batlan, while Kallah B thought her choson must not care about her!
The teacher was able to persuade each of them that their concern was unwarranted.

The writer's point in relaying the story was that young people should
not discuss the people they are engaged to with each other.
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« Reply #14218 on: June 08, 2021, 11:34:15 PM »
@Dan @jj1000, related ?

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« Reply #14219 on: June 08, 2021, 11:52:08 PM »
@Dan @jj1000, related ?
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