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LMS - Last Man Standing.. Not FMS (First Man Standing) - This game is for night time only, not morning, afternoon, or evening.. NIGHT TIME ONLY!!

At night while most of the world is sleeping there are some members which are looking to socialize since they have no one else to speak to; they play a really exciting and fun game which basically every couple minutes you write a comment, the comments range from standing to sleeping, from young grasshoppers to old grasshoppers. it usually begins around 1:00 am EDT

RULES OF THE GAME:

1) Game starts at 1am Eastern, 12am Central, 11pm mountain, 10pm pacific... You get the point.
2) Anyone can call a roll call, just make a reply with "Roll Call". The roll call must be readable to the naked eye.
3) No more than one roll call every thirty minutes.
4) You have 30 minutes to respond to the roll call to stay active.
5) To respond to a roll call just post a reply with "Here" or "y y y"
6) If after one hour there are no more "Roll Calls" or "Heres", then the last person to post correctly either by calling a roll call or with a reply of "here" is declared winner of LMS.
7)You must have been awake for at least 12 hours before making or answering a RC.



OR IN SHORT:

When someone calls for a roll call. No more than one every 30 minutes and you have 30 minutes to respond "Here".


Poll

If Men Could Become Pregnant, Would You?

Yes, I love delivering babies!
Noooooo! I'm afraid....
Not sure. I'll ask my LOR

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« Reply #15961 on: April 11, 2023, 02:51:57 AM »
Maybe he came late and was davening shmoneh esrei before ברכת ק״ש.
This reminds me of whichever Odom Godol who said that everything Hashem gave us is for a purpose - and krumme logic was invented for being dan lekaf zechus. I was trying to think of one when I read the above but I read your explanation first.

Agav, since this is for random posts, the Kotzker asked why the mishna says מִי שֶׁאָכַל וְשָׁכַח וְלֹא בֵרַךְ. It should say מִי שֶׁאָכַל וְשָׁכַח לֹבֵרַךְ. He explains that the mishna is not talking about someone who forgot to bentch, because that would never happen. Rather, the mishna is talking about someone who ate and forgot - that he ate. Mimeila he didn't bentch.
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« Reply #15962 on: April 11, 2023, 01:24:23 PM »
Thanks.
Looking specifically if someone gives the reason aygart mentioned.
I don't have a source but what I always had in my head since I was a child
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« Reply #15963 on: April 11, 2023, 01:39:50 PM »
I don't have a source but what I always had in my head since I was a child
It’s interesting because we say מעין שבע on שבת חול המועד and even יום טוב even though the same logic should technically apply.

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« Reply #15964 on: April 11, 2023, 06:36:51 PM »
Reminds me of the guy who was redt a shidduch for his daughter, a boy with all mallos, the shadchan couldn't stop talking about what a gem the boy is, so the girls father asks him "can you tell me one downside of this shidduch?" Shadchan : yeah, he can't sing, so the father says that's ok, I don't particularly need a son in law that could sing,  but he does sing said the shadchan...

A lady calls the Rabbi at 10 pm Erev Pesach.

Wife: "Rabbi!, we scattered ten pieces of bread around the house, and my husband only found nine of them. What should we do?"

Rabbi: Is the bread the size of kezayit

Wife: Yes.

Rabbi: So he has to find it!!

At midnight, she calls again.

Wife: Rabbi!, my husband has already dismantled all the closets, taken out the rugs, turned over the furniture, and nothing. He can not find the tenth piece of chametz!

Rabbi: There's nothing to do. He must search until he finds it.

2:00 am she calls again.

Wife: Dear Rabbi, we are all tired. My husband has searched 702 times as a gematria of Shabbat, searched on the roof, opened the plumbing, everything, and still has not found it. What can we do?

Rabbi: If it's a kazayit, there is no choice. He has to find it!

Wife: Can I at least give him a hint?
These were both home runs when I told them before my speech in shul for the first days of yom tov. Thanks guys!
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« Reply #15965 on: April 11, 2023, 06:41:10 PM »
These were both home runs when I told them before my speech in shul for the first days of yom tov. Thanks guys!

Now tell us the actual speech.
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« Reply #15966 on: April 11, 2023, 06:57:38 PM »
These were both home runs when I told them before my speech in shul for the first days of yom tov. Thanks guys!
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« Reply #15967 on: April 13, 2023, 02:16:03 AM »
For those of you keeping one day, a gezunte vinter. Um, zumer. Something like that.

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« Reply #15968 on: April 14, 2023, 11:04:02 AM »
For those of you keeping one day, a gezunte vinter. Um, zumer. Something like that.

And zumer has arrived. Everyone should be gezunt, and have a wonderful Shabbos!

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Re: Random Posts
« Reply #15969 on: April 16, 2023, 01:16:22 AM »
Seems like there were only 2 Islamic terrorist attacks carried out in Israel, and about 5 times that amount in the US...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Islamist_terrorist_attacks

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« Reply #15970 on: April 16, 2023, 01:23:42 AM »
Davened in a new shul today. Guy comes over to me all excited.

"You're, you're, you're... @ExGingi, right???
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« Reply #15971 on: April 16, 2023, 01:29:10 AM »
Davened in a new shul today. Guy comes over to me all excited.

"You're, you're, you're... @ExGingi, right???
Your hair looks like it is still the original color
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« Reply #15972 on: April 16, 2023, 01:34:45 AM »
Davened in a new shul today. Guy comes over to me all excited.

"You're, you're, you're... @ExGingi, right???

Reminds me of the time I came down the stairs in Yeshiva with a friend whose features were totally different than mine, and the (Haitian, think) janitor asked if we're twins.

(What made the guy even think you're on DDF?)
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« Reply #15973 on: April 16, 2023, 01:35:30 AM »
Your hair looks like it is still the original color

Do you have his baby pictures? How do you know it's not dyed?
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« Reply #15974 on: April 18, 2023, 09:30:33 PM »
I was just in a Lowe's store in Lakewood. There were the employees, one non Jewish customer (a group of 3); everyone else was Jewish (20-30 or so people that I saw).

Just thought it was funny.
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« Reply #15975 on: April 18, 2023, 09:39:17 PM »
I was just in a Lowe's store in Lakewood. There were the employees, one non Jewish customer (a group of 3); everyone else was Jewish (20-30 or so people that I saw).

Just thought it was funny.
And it wasn't even erev sukkos
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« Reply #15976 on: April 18, 2023, 09:45:15 PM »
And it wasn't even erev sukkos
bein hazmanim, though, if that makes a difference
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« Reply #15977 on: April 25, 2023, 10:29:27 PM »
I wanted to try out the scan and go feature of Walmart+

I see no benefit other than if you're waiting in line and want to get a headstart on scanning.

I felt very uncomfortable since it looks like I'm just walking out without paying for anything.

Overall I'd give it 2/5 rating.
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« Reply #15978 on: April 27, 2023, 07:53:30 PM »
Besides the great shiurim Rabbi Shais Taub gives.

He or whoever manages his social media are definitely on top of the comments section.
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« Reply #15979 on: April 27, 2023, 07:54:27 PM »
Besides the great shiurim Rabbi Shais Taub gives.

He or whoever manages his social media are definitely on top of the comments section.
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