the vertical one yes.
A joke is not funny if it has to be explained.
I think you're confusing immaturity with humor...
I honestly cannot tell if this guy is clever or if this is the worst and most ironic mistake ever.
In an ice cream store upstate. I'd like some candy and a what?! The owner said you'd be surprised how many they've sold.
For some reason I don't find these particularly appetizing.