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Jewelry
www.Classiquepearls.com HT DavidMal
Perfume
Spa Day
Trip or Night getaway
Something Nice for the Seder Table or Shabbos Table
GC at Favorite Clothing Store or Luxury Brand
If she tends not to have help for cleaning, obviously someone to help her clean
Books
(I know my mother appreciates those.)


Don'ts
gym membership:Don't buy your wife a gym membership or any work out device. Ever. Like ever ever. Even if she asks or begs for it.
Drug store candy: If you are going to go and buy her some sort of dessert, don't bother going to your local CVS or Walmart for that if you don't intend to get yelled at.
Items that need fixing in the house: Don't buy your wife a washing machine, dish washer, vacuum cleaner bc its needed in the house. Would you have not gotten it if it wasn't her birthday around the corner?
Call your wife female spouse.

Do's
Jewelry : Diamonds ALWAYS work.
Call her Female Spouse. The capital letters make all the difference.
Pokemon Go She probably hasn't had a chance to download it
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Re: Anniversary Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2012, 08:52:33 PM »
Anyone ever heard the tape "A Time To Laugh"? What did the "Rebbi" suggest to the woman who wanted to buy her husband a present..
cant wait to hear this answer...

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Re: Anniversary Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2012, 09:05:41 PM »
cant wait to hear this answer...
Earmuffs!

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Re: Anniversary Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #22 on: August 22, 2012, 09:12:01 PM »
Earmuffs!
ok wasnt expecting that answer... cant see how he would hear his ball games with earmuffs on though. :D


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Re: Anniversary Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #23 on: August 22, 2012, 09:12:51 PM »
Earmuffs!
Thats correct! I think what they really meant to say was earplugs (b/c she wudnt stop yapping)..

Old'n day jokes..

Now who can guess that music?
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Re: Anniversary Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #24 on: August 22, 2012, 09:13:58 PM »
I think what they meant was earplugs (b/c she wudnt stop yapping)..

Old'n day joke..
ya i got it...

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Re: Anniversary Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #25 on: August 22, 2012, 09:15:37 PM »
ya i got it...
I didnt mean it regarding you, I never read your post about anniversary gifts, I will now. It jsut reminded me of the old fashioned jokes.
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Re: Anniversary Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #26 on: August 22, 2012, 09:16:22 PM »
I didnt mean it regarding you, I never read your post about anniversary gifts, I will now. It jsut reminded me of the old fashioned jokes.
lol.. not offended.
but i dont think i posted anniversary- or maybe i did.. i was talkin bout bday presents anyhow...

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Re: Anniversary Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2012, 09:33:35 PM »
go to thingsremembered.com I got my wife a huge globe and engraved it, and put one of our wedding photos in it. Its very big, cheap, and very "romantic" she loved it. It takes 2 min to get

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Re: Anniversary Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #28 on: August 22, 2012, 09:44:10 PM »
go to thingsremembered.com I got my wife a huge globe and engraved it, and put one of our wedding photos in it. Its very big, cheap, and very "romantic" she loved it. It takes 2 min to get
just gave me the best idea!!
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Re: Anniversary Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #29 on: August 22, 2012, 09:53:42 PM »
personal opinion for anniversary u buy something for both of you like for the house

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Re: Anniversary Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #30 on: August 22, 2012, 11:21:51 PM »
Friend needs help with ideas.

I can't help him because I'm terrible at this kind of stuff.

Are you? :P


A Friend!? Really!?

Hey Guys --

Need suggestions for a hotel on my wedding night, 8/23/11 (next week).


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Re: Anniversary Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #31 on: August 22, 2012, 11:29:06 PM »
First Anniversary is paper, make her some Origami :)
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Re: Anniversary Gift for Female Spouse?
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Re: Anniversary Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2012, 11:57:58 PM »

A Friend!? Really!?

BUSTED!!!!

You know the story of the guy that comes to his rabbi and says, "my friend did such & such a sin, how can he fix it . . ."

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Re: Anniversary Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #34 on: August 23, 2012, 12:00:07 AM »
Friend needs help with ideas.

I can't help him because I'm terrible at this kind of stuff.

Are you? :P
$0.02:
1) Why is this in JS? It is a legitimate concern and could actually help a lot of people.
2) Wondering why your friend doesn't ask himself, this would have been a great opportunity to "enroll" him on DDF...
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Re: Anniversary Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #35 on: August 23, 2012, 12:04:05 AM »
You know the story of the guy that comes to his rabbi and says, "my friend did such & such a sin, how can he fix it . . ."
Yes. This is how it goes: Yankel goes to his Rabbi and says, "My friend is embaressed to ask this question, so he asked me to ask you, he stole money from people and wants to know how to repent". The Rabbi looks at Yankel and says, "Why did your friend have to send you?, he should have came himself, and said that his friend sent him". ;D
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Re: Anniversary Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #36 on: August 23, 2012, 12:05:10 AM »
Wondering why your friend doesn't ask himself, this would have been a great opportunity to "enroll" him on DDF...

Quote from: AJK on August 17, 2011, 03:23:31 pm

    Hey Guys --

    Need suggestions for a hotel on my wedding night, 8/23/11 (next week).


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Re: Anniversary Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #37 on: August 23, 2012, 12:05:59 AM »
Yes. This is how it goes: Yankel goes to his Rabbi and says, "My friend is embaressed to ask this question, so he asked me to ask you, he stole money from people and wants to know how to repent". The Rabbi looks at Yankel and says, "Why did your friend have to send you?, he should have came himself, and said that his friend sent him". ;D

Lol. I know, was just abbreviating it..

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Re: Anniversary Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #38 on: August 23, 2012, 12:09:01 AM »
Lol. I know, was just abbreviating it..
I knew you knew, I'm just sharing it with all those that don't. :)
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Re: Anniversary Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #39 on: August 23, 2012, 06:44:31 AM »
I think we all knew... So what..