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Jewelry
www.Classiquepearls.com HT DavidMal
Perfume
Spa Day
Trip or Night getaway
Something Nice for the Seder Table or Shabbos Table
GC at Favorite Clothing Store or Luxury Brand
If she tends not to have help for cleaning, obviously someone to help her clean
Books (I know my mother appreciates those.)


Don'ts
gym membership:Don't buy your wife a gym membership or any work out device. Ever. Like ever ever. Even if she asks or begs for it.
Drug store candy: If you are going to go and buy her some sort of dessert, don't bother going to your local CVS or Walmart for that if you don't intend to get yelled at.
Items that need fixing in the house: Don't buy your wife a washing machine, dish washer, vacuum cleaner bc its needed in the house. Would you have not gotten it if it wasn't her birthday around the corner?
Call your wife female spouse.

Do's
Jewelry : Diamonds ALWAYS work.
Call her Female Spouse. The capital letters make all the difference.
Pokemon Go She probably hasn't had a chance to download it
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #440 on: December 23, 2016, 03:01:50 AM »
Quote from: Emkay on December 23, 2016, 02:59:43 AM
So why is your fireplace different?
Because that is something he wants so give it as a gift to her. The DDF way.
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #441 on: December 23, 2016, 03:01:51 AM »
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #442 on: December 23, 2016, 03:02:42 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on December 23, 2016, 03:01:50 AM
Because that is something he wants so give it as a gift to her. The DDF way.
Precisely what I was thinking.
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #443 on: December 23, 2016, 03:04:30 AM »
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #444 on: December 23, 2016, 03:07:48 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on December 23, 2016, 03:04:30 AM
DW wants new dishes this year.
So buy her new dishes.
And then get her a present also.
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #445 on: December 23, 2016, 03:10:04 AM »
Quote from: Emkay on December 23, 2016, 03:07:48 AM
And then get her a present also.
She got a new car (TY WF) last year so I am stumped this year.
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #446 on: December 23, 2016, 03:32:21 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on December 23, 2016, 03:01:50 AM
Because that is something he wants so give it as a gift to her. The DDF way.
When my dad was little, he bought his mom an ice cream maker for her birthday. She made him bring it back!  ;D ;D
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #447 on: December 23, 2016, 07:24:12 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on December 23, 2016, 03:01:50 AM
Because that is something he wants so give it as a gift to her. The DDF way.
Happen to know that dw is going to love it.
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #448 on: December 23, 2016, 08:02:57 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on December 23, 2016, 03:10:04 AM
She got a new car (TY WF) last year so I am stumped this year.
Bar is way to high
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #449 on: December 23, 2016, 08:17:53 AM »
Quote from: B.D.Da'ehu on December 23, 2016, 08:01:01 AM
A map of the world where you can scratch off all the countries you've been to.

Anything left to scratch off ;)
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #450 on: December 23, 2016, 08:37:39 AM »
organize a surprise BD party, invite her friends over. get her favourite perfume as a present
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #451 on: December 23, 2016, 08:47:05 AM »
Quote from: shwarmabob on December 23, 2016, 08:37:39 AM
organize a surprise BD party, invite her friends over. get her favourite perfume as a present
For Chanukah?
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #452 on: December 23, 2016, 08:47:44 AM »
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #453 on: December 23, 2016, 09:12:58 AM »
Give her the day off. Take the kids to and from school, run the errands, etc.
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #454 on: December 23, 2016, 09:24:15 AM »
Quote from: good sam on December 23, 2016, 01:54:07 AM
Mani/pedi is a great to to gift anyone you can't think of anything else.

It's to them like a bottle of scotch to us, always appreciated, can't have too many.

Be careful because if I may quote....

Quote from: Dan on December 21, 2016, 10:05:55 AM
AJK said at the DO that he knows someone who has had the 40 year old scotch and now mere 21 year old scotch tastes like drinking gasoline.

In other words it's like flying international premium class. Once you try it you won't want to go back to coach.

So fair warning...save it for a good occasion and beware of the consequences :)

Don't want to get too good of a gift. Just sayin'
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #455 on: December 23, 2016, 10:16:19 AM »
Quote from: A3 on December 23, 2016, 09:12:58 AM
Give her the day off. Take the kids to and from school, run the errands, etc.
Fantastic! Best one yet (except for the car)
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #456 on: December 23, 2016, 10:23:00 AM »
Quote from: cholent on December 23, 2016, 10:16:19 AM
Fantastic! Best one yet (except for the car)
The car gift is getting old. Third one she received. The first one was the best as we were not even married at the time.
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #457 on: December 23, 2016, 10:24:09 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on December 23, 2016, 10:23:00 AM
The car gift is getting old. Third one she received. The first one was the best as we were not even married at the time.

time for a plane
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #458 on: December 23, 2016, 10:25:50 AM »
Quote from: JTZ on December 23, 2016, 10:23:00 AM
The car gift is getting old. Third one she received. The first one was the best as we were not even married at the time.
Has the car class upgraded each time? Time for the Rolls?
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #459 on: December 23, 2016, 10:28:25 AM »
Quote from: jj1000 on December 23, 2016, 10:25:50 AM
Has the car class upgraded each time? Time for the Rolls?
The second one 2011 (TY Mint) was my favorite. She is now into vacations. So maybe I should start a thread for that.  :)
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