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Jewelry
www.Classiquepearls.com HT DavidMal
Perfume
Spa Day
Trip or Night getaway
Something Nice for the Seder Table or Shabbos Table
GC at Favorite Clothing Store or Luxury Brand
If she tends not to have help for cleaning, obviously someone to help her clean
Books
(I know my mother appreciates those.)


Don'ts
gym membership:Don't buy your wife a gym membership or any work out device. Ever. Like ever ever. Even if she asks or begs for it.
Drug store candy: If you are going to go and buy her some sort of dessert, don't bother going to your local CVS or Walmart for that if you don't intend to get yelled at.
Items that need fixing in the house: Don't buy your wife a washing machine, dish washer, vacuum cleaner bc its needed in the house. Would you have not gotten it if it wasn't her birthday around the corner?
Call your wife female spouse.

Do's
Jewelry : Diamonds ALWAYS work.
Call her Female Spouse. The capital letters make all the difference.
Pokemon Go She probably hasn't had a chance to download it
« Last edited by davidmal on June 09, 2022, 06:15:02 PM »

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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #500 on: March 03, 2020, 08:24:49 AM »
stay out of her way/the kitchen
That reminds of the person who asked his wife how he could help and she told him that he should get out of the way. He went to spend some time with his friends. A few hours later he comes home saying "i've helped enough".
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #501 on: March 03, 2020, 10:27:10 AM »
Something nice for the seder table
GC at favorite clothing store
Night getaway on Ch Ham

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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #502 on: March 03, 2020, 01:27:11 PM »

Night getaway on Ch Ham
Can I assume you don't have kids?

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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #503 on: March 03, 2020, 01:34:29 PM »
Can I assume you don't have kids?
Part of it is getting a babysitter, obviously.

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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #504 on: March 03, 2020, 01:38:41 PM »
GC to a spa
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #505 on: March 03, 2020, 02:17:02 PM »
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #506 on: March 03, 2020, 03:10:30 PM »
Was thinking of getting this for DW birthday. Reading reviews, some of which complain about color and durability of the chain. Thougts?

https://www.macys.com/shop/product/sapphire-9-10-ct.-t.w.-diamond-accent-pendant-18-necklace-in-14k-white-goldalso-available-in-emerald?ID=2170073&CategoryID=9569&isDlp=true&cm_kws_ac=sapphire%20neck&swatchColor=Sapphire
Important to note
I got a watch in Macy’s a while back after stacking something like 60% off + 20% off and then I sew the same watch in ultimate time (boro park) for cheaper without any sale.

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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #507 on: March 03, 2020, 03:13:00 PM »
Important to note
I got a watch in Macy’s a while back after stacking something like 60% off + 20% off and then I sew the same watch in ultimate time (boro park) for cheaper without any sale.
They always hike up the price.

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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #508 on: March 03, 2020, 03:23:05 PM »
Important to note
I got a watch in Macy’s a while back after stacking something like 60% off + 20% off and then I sew the same watch in ultimate time (boro park) for cheaper without any sale.
They always hike up the price.
They don't hike up the price, they just keep the suggested retail price even 2 years later when noone is posting it anymore.

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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #509 on: March 03, 2020, 03:43:59 PM »
If it's not free shipping it's not worth it.

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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #510 on: March 03, 2020, 03:48:18 PM »
They don't hike up the price, they just keep the suggested retail price even 2 years later when noone is posting it anymore.
Whatever. Their sales are deceiving.

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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #511 on: March 05, 2020, 07:02:49 AM »
If I got my wife jewelry from macy's.....

If I got my wife jewelry...

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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #512 on: March 08, 2020, 07:54:33 PM »
I have a friend who sells high quality jewelry for very good prices. He can be reached at lakewooddiamonds1@gmail.com.
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #513 on: March 09, 2020, 01:18:43 PM »
I have a friend who sells high quality jewelry for very good prices. He can be reached at lakewooddiamonds1@gmail.com.
Well I hope people dont have friends selling low quality jewelry for very bad prices!

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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #514 on: March 24, 2020, 10:47:04 PM »
Where is a good place to buy jewelry online?
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #515 on: March 24, 2020, 11:04:45 PM »
Where is a good place to buy jewelry online?
Get a gift certificate delivered.
After this virus is over she can go choose something nice.

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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #516 on: March 24, 2020, 11:20:13 PM »
Get a gift certificate delivered.
After this virus is over she can go choose something nice.
Nice suggestion, maybe as a last resort but I'd like to get something before yomtov
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #517 on: March 24, 2020, 11:24:05 PM »
I would check if any local stores will sell you something with curbside pickup
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #518 on: March 24, 2020, 11:25:21 PM »
Nice suggestion, maybe as a last resort but I'd like to get something before yomtov
Angara.com not a bargain place but (seemingly) fair prices
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Re: Gift for Female Spouse?
« Reply #519 on: March 24, 2020, 11:38:01 PM »
Get a gift certificate delivered.
After this virus is over she can go choose something nice.

That won't count for simchas yom tov.
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